/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At my job, the men's bathroom has ONE toilet and ONE urinal. Meanwhile, the women's bathroom has FIVE toilets. Is this something I can use as an excuse to file a complaint to my boss? I was thinking of calling it a sexist choice.

I would just like to see where Homestuck will be 500 years from now, will it be held in the same regard as Shakespeare is today?

>Talking to a friend about US politics (him not being American, it rarely happens)
>He is a Paulbot, repeating what he heard on the Internet from his Twitter "friends" and parroting it, even if his words contradict each other
>I don't want to call him a libertarian since that would mean he actually has put thought process into it
>Try to dispute his points
>He simply falls back to "But Obama is a liar and bad for the economy"
>"Great now you are just saying what Gingrich and Romney does"
>"Who are those?"

Today is the most important holiday in the American calendar - Super Bowl Sunday.

On this day, all Americans sit in a dimly lit room with a few other people to consume Tex-Mex and watch the silly sport of American Pigskin, which nobody else in the world plays. Even those like me that have no interest in any sports (including American football) watch, if only for the excellent TV commercials, which cost millions of dollars to make and air because of how many people view these games. Many of the records for most-watched TV programs in history are held by Super Bowl games.

While not a football fan myself, I feel a sort of duty to inform you yuropoors about the miniature civil war that takes place across the pond every year. This year, it is between New York, the state home to one of the largest cities in the Western world, and New England, a team that represents a bunch of northeastern states with funny non-rhotic accents that aren't large or important enough to have their own teams.

Ahahah my friend is so funny.
"Bleach isn't about laundry detergent" "One Piece isn't about swimsuits" "Elfen Lied isn't about lying elves"
Isn't he, /jp/? Should I introduce him to this place?

>some envirlonmentalist on my workplace trying to get people's attention
>Screams at me and my colleague "Are you guys in a planet-saving mood today!?"
>I loudly yell back "Global warming is a fear tactic and you should feel like a gullible idiot for believing in it"

Did I do good, /jp/? Keep in mind I tried to go soft on him.

>Megaupload gone
>Filesonic gone
>Mediafire next
>Then torrent sites
>Even IRC will fall before the power of corporate influence on governance

What is the next step going to be, /jp/?
In a world where indiscriminate exchange of digital data over the Internet is no longer allowed, do you think that our last resort will be people physically smuggling files inside their brains as seen in Johnny Mnemonic?

>Discussing with a hardline vegan
>Topic of food comes up
>The faggot rants about why meat is evil
>Topic gradually shifts
>Somehow gets to abortion
>Suggests that same-species cannibalism should be legal, muses about what an aborted human fetus would taste like
Alright, what the fuck.

Foxconn has its own company-owned doctors, company-owned school, and company-owned food. All of its money stays within the corporation, so that it's able to create more jobs. There's almost no taxes. They don't need to give benefits, because the doctors onsite are company owned. They pay for everything the workers need right then and there. And all employee children are educated and given jobs right there. Their futures are assured.
It's completely self-sufficient.

Next time you find yourself scoffing at corporativism, think about all the benefits you as middle-class would have if we had these in America.

Do women just vote for whoever they would personally fuck?

Think about it and compare the quality of your representatives before and after women's suffrage.

>Hetalia is a combination of "Hate" and "Italy,"

>It's a weirdo WW2 Anime that uses personification of countries. The basic punchline of every episode is "Germany and Japan lost because Italy is so awful" and it greatly warps how WW2 happened to make the axis look like the heroes.

>And there's this big thing about the US and Britain hating each other. And American is a psychopath obsessed with being the hero and eating hamburgers.

>It's a very popular anime for yaoi art. I think Russia/Poland is particularly popular because, you know, Russia raped Poland's ass, etc...

God, now I wish I knew less about this anime.
Isn't it great that /jp/ broke off from /a/ before everything went to shit, guys?

For many years women have complained about not having equal rights and I agree.
There is one problem however, women want to be treated equal to men but still be treated like a lady.
How does that work? You want the same jobs but can't do physical labor like a man, in South Africa you even have insurance for women only, isn't that discrimination? I am merely asking and not insulting.

Muammar Gaddafi's contribution to the people of Libya:

1. All the newly weds people of Libya used to get about 50,000 dollars from Government to lead a very happy life.

2. Home is the basic right of every citizen of Libya.

3. There was no electricity bill in Libiya. Electricity is free.

4. No interest loan for the people of Libya according to Law. Gaddafi was against interest since interest is forbidden in Islam.

5. Gaddafi has increased the literacy rate from 25% to 83%. Education expenses in Government universities are free in Libya.

6. Medical expenses in Government hospitals was free in Libya.

7. The price of the patrol was 0.14 cents in Libya. Yes we all know Libya has got good petroleum resources. But the price seems to be too low. Isn't it?

8. When Libyan citizen buys a car, Government used to subsidized 50% of the price of the car. 50%? sounds great!

9. A huge bread used to cost only 15 cents in Libya.

10. The GDP per capita of Libya is very high. Over 15,000 us dollars. Purchasing power was very high compare to the GDP.

11. The economy of Libya was improving rapidly. In 2010 it had 10% growth. It has not external debts. It also has the reserves amount of 150+ billion dollars.

12. Unemployment fees were given from the government until the person finds a Job.

13. A Libyan mother used to get 5000 us dollars for giving birth a child.

In short, Gaddafi was a hero for standing up against the evil west. Why did Obama order his execution?

Which would you prefer in a president?
Integrity?
Good looks?
If you picked the first, you must support Ron Paul.
If you picked the second, you must support Santorum.
Happy 2012!

So easy to create e-drama on /jp/

>>8339772
Sounds like something /jp/ should watch.

American presidents that have received a Nobel Peace Prize: Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama.

American presidents that did anything to advance the cause of world peace, other than occasional diplomatic talks and not being a warmongering bastard like Republicans: None.

Presidents that would win a Nobel Peace Prize based on their sensible stance on foreign issues if elected: Ron Paul.

If Scandinavians are the master race, why are they not the master race?

First of all, they have blue eyes, which are caused by a mutation on a niggers eye like, 400,000 years ago.
So everyone who has blue eyes are descendants of a mutant. Also, there is a reason why evolution designed us to have dark eyes, it's because blue eyes are clearly weaker against bright rays (no excuse about them living up north, the sunlight is even brighter when reflecting on snowy surfaces, that's why you have to wear sunglasses).
People with blue eyes also get blind earlier compared to people with dark eyes. They also have pale skins, which makes them more likely to have skin cancer. They're also weaker against the sun.

They are also tall as fuck which makes them have more back problems due to their long spines. Also, Mongloids clearly have a higher IQ and a lower testestorone/estrogen compared to Caucasians in general.

So why are Scandinavians superior? They never, ever invented anything, they were just some batshit crazy Vikings who attacked beaches and slaughtered everyone they saw, but when Christfags came with an actual army, they just kept dicksucking them for centuries.
They also decided to live in a shitty, extremely cold place such as Scandinavia.

Seriously, why do people think that Scandinavians are the master race, while Scandinavians are just inferior, arrogant scum (but Finns, who are pretty awesome due to their Mongol/Santa Claus ancestry)?

You wish you were as handsome as me.

>>8189021

How come Asians are so soulless when it comes to animals?
This is why I can't relate to asians more than anything. I mean before you try to argue HURP DURP WELL YOU EAT COWS. Would you want a fucking cow as a pet?
They're huge and smelly and hard to take care of. They're bred to be eaten. Dogs and cats are bred to be pets because they aren't worth eating anyway.

The year is 2013.
You've managed to escape from the FEMA camp you were forced into after a false flag dirty bomb attack was used to enact nation wide martial law.

As you run desperately toward the horizon you choke on the air full of aluminum oxide. Routine chemtrailing ensures that only Monsanto's genetically modified creations grow, preventing criminal dissidents from growing their own food supply.

As you reach the top of a small hill you come face to face with the military's latest patrol drone. In a fraction of a second the machine's sophisticated camera and computer system analyze your face and scan the biometric data in your subdermally-implanted microchip. Immediately the drone opens fire, cutting you down in a hail of bullets that were manufactured in China, the now largest economy in the world and owner of 90% of USA's debts.

As you sputter out blood and saliva, your one final thought is "If only I had voted for Ron Paul..."

>I lost all of the progress I had on Himawari in a hard drive crash and now there's a new version of the game that I would need to redo all of the technical stuff for anyway so I'm pretty much giving up on that.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mj-rosenberg/us-iran-israel_b_1074058.html

>USA
>Not Israel's little bitch