/jp/ - Otaku Culture

2025 - China becomes the first economic power, surpassing USA.

2034 - Second Great Depression starts, China's military budget exceeds those of next 20 countries.

2040 - Third World War - Chinese bionic infantrymen, nano-drones, EMP blasts and orbit-stationed mechanized army defeas the obsolete petroleum-fueled armies of Vladivostok Concordat (USA, EU, Russia).
The people of Japan are sterilized via airborne chemicals and are gradually replaced by Han Chinese as more and more of them die without offsprings.
New world order is established when the pinnacle of world power shifts to Being.

Thoughts, /jp/ ...?

>Walk into Funcoland
>Look through the Playstation games
>See the latest Crash Bandicoot game
>Go up the counter and purchase game
>See his GameStop tag
>Ask him what happened to Funcoland
>He says "Funcoland? That hasn't been here for 8 years!" in a thick Ebonics accent
>Realize it's not 1998 and I'm not 10
>Realize I'm holding some shitty brown and bloom FPS
>Walk out and ponder over the caducity of human life

South Korea population: 48,607,000

Japan population: 127,704,000

China population: 1,324,655,000

Chinese and Japanese get really angry over such a smaller country. Korea is the #1 hated country in both Japan and China based on national polls. The only time Japanese post on 4chan is to spew nonsense against Koreans. Go to YouTube and you can see the tens of thousands of anti-Korea videos posted by Japanese, it's the only content they contribute with! I can't even begin to fathom the number of hours that Japanese spend making those videos. Sad as it sounds, some Japanese must be devoting their entire lives to the worthless cause of hating Korea indiscriminately. Clearly, the Japanese can't just ignore Koreans - Koreans piss them off too much. Japan has been officially trolled on a national level.

>Men are forced to kill each other in a field somewhere while the women work in the cozy environment of a factory
>Meh
>Men are forced to stay on a sinking ship and die whilst the women escape
>Too bad
>Women are "forced" to do the dishes at home
>OMFG historical oppression!

Riddle me this, Eurofags. Why do you have such a skewed definition of culture as being something one invents and is exclusive to them?
Is this taught in your schools or is there some other way you all seem to reach this conclusion? I'm genuinely interested.

Wired youth forget how to write in China and Japan

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100826/lf_afp/lifestylehongkongchinajapanculturetechnology

>My face when Asians are finally going to scrap their shitty writing system and switch to the Roman alphabet out of practical necessity

Rank the following from best to worst, according to your personal opinion:

United States of Fat + hat (also known as Canada)
Eurabian Union
British Commonwealth of Bad Teeth and Ugly Women
Empire of the Rising 2-inch Cock
Scandinoachievementsavia

ITT: Cool real life gaming moments.

Just went to the post office wearing my Peace Walker t-shirt and was stopped by this guy who asked me where I got it from. After telling him I asked why he was interested, and he said it's the logo of this organisation or some such, and was amazed that they still used the logo. I tried to explain about the game, but he was daydreaming with a shit-eating grin on his face.

I believe in a moderately state-regulated economy.
I believe in striving for a high degree of personal liberties.
I detest apologists in most instances, and the collective guilt expressed by most of the true Americans left.
I think little of any organized religion having a major influence on political institutions.

Which stupid country am I supposed to emigrate to?

I went to junior high school with a girl who swore up and down she was some obscure anime character's girlfriend / relative / what have you. Sometimes she tried to convince me that she was "Yu-gi-oh's cousin" and dating another character from the show. Other times she said she was dating Yugi instead, and told me about how he crept into her room at night through the window and either had forcible sex with her or took her on these great, card-dueling adventures.
Or both.
On top of all of this, she was also a Saiyan, but she couldn't confront her bullies by going Super Saiyan or else she would go out of control and would kill everyone in our school. She was waiting for the day when her father Goku would come get her, and she could be reunited with her husband-to-be, Trunks.

She also used random weeaboo Japanese and started a Yu-gi-oh fan letter thing with her crappy theories and poems. She constantly bothered me and my friends for "content so my publication won't die". Ugh.

Other than that, college has held a few creepy otaku so far.
Mostly people who go around in wigs, if not partial / full costumes, make disgusting and loud weeaboo calls to one another (like weird catgirl squeals or Super Sayan powerup screams), and call themselves some random Japanese name like "Chachamaru" when their real names are probably something like Derek.
There's one guy in my Japanese class who is always mumbling something about Touhou to himself and tries to talk to me about Sankakucomplex and NicoNico all the time.

*sighs profusely*

Contrary to popular imagination, the vast majority of terrorists in the world are white males. The most destructive wars in history were(and are still) waged by whites, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of millions. The most destructive weapons are made by whites. Pornography is manufactured exclusively by whites. They are slowly but surely destroying the environment. Whites are more likely to be sexual predators, child molesters, rapists, stalkers and mass murderers. Why? The problem lies in their own nihilistic belief of racial superiority and the lack of a real sustainable culture based on higher principles of tolerance and respect.
The white race must be pacified and civilized for the betterment of the planet. This will become a reality as enlightened whites shed their racist heritage and rejoin the human race as equals.

I once knew this autistic kid at my school who was absolutely obsessed with Looney Tunes. He'd run throughout the halls with his Bugs Bunny shirt, and would sometimes say "LOO TOONS" out of nowhere for no goddamn reason. Me and my bud found out that he was irritated as hell one week, simply because the timeslot after school where they played Looney Tunes on some channel was taken up by Sonic the Hedgehog, bumping it to some other inconvenient slot. He expressed his hatred of Sonic every other second.

One day, we decided to be dicks and I drew a picture of Sonic, using a picture from Sonic 3's boxart as a reference. Snickering like little shits, we came up to the fellow. He was wearing a Sylvester shirt that day. I told him we had a present for him, and I handed him my drawing of Sonic.

He stared for a moment, and his eyes bulged. It came out as some sort of snarl, I think. He started low and then it turned into a fucking banshee scream. "sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!" Promptly after that shriek, he literally fell into a grand mal seizure, and me and my bud fucking ran.

He was ok the next day and continued talking about Looney Tunes. But I can't seem to get rid of the guilt of causing an autistic child to go into convulsions at the sight of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Which version of Christianity is the best?

I am tempted to say Catholic since they call the evidence of evolution "undeniable". Plus the Vatican city is the only country in the world to have a stance on aliens, "they probably exist".

Then again they are going to Hell because of their own rules for worshipping a golden bull.

Cue militant atheists pretending to hate Christ and His teachings just because mommie used to drive them to Mass every Sunday and they didn't want to go.

>>5859898
I once knew this autistic kid at my school who was absolutely obsessed with Looney Tunes. He'd run throughout the halls with his Bugs Bunny shirt, and would sometimes say "LOO TOONS" out of nowhere for no goddamn reason. Me and my bud found out that he was irritated as hell one week, simply because the timeslot after school where they played Looney Tunes on some channel was taken up by Sonic the Hedgehog, bumping it to some other inconvenient slot. He expressed his hatred of Sonic every other second.

One day, we decided to be dicks and I drew a picture of Sonic, using a picture from Sonic 3's boxart as a reference. Snickering like little shits, we came up to the fellow. He was wearing a Sylvester shirt that day. I told him we had a present for him, and I handed him my drawing of Sonic.

He stared for a moment, and his eyes bulged. It came out as some sort of snarl, I think. He started low and then it turned into a fucking banshee scream. "sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!" Promptly after that shriek, he literally fell into a grand mal seizure, and me and my bud fucking ran.

He was ok the next day and continued talking about Looney Tunes. But I can't seem to get rid of the guilt of causing an autistic child to go into convulsions at the sight of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Wouldn't the world be a better place if Seth MacFarlane (faggot creator and voice actor on Family Guy) had embarked on American Airlines Flight 11 and died when the plane hit the World Trade Center?

>On the morning of September 11, 2001, MacFarlane was scheduled to return to Los Angeles on American Airlines Flight 11 from Boston, Massachusetts. Suffering from a hangover from the previous night's celebrations, and with an incorrect departure time (8:15 a.m. instead of 7:45 a.m.) from his travel agent, he arrived at Logan International Airport sometime around 7:30 and was unable to board the flight as the gates had been closed.

Why the fuck do people keep donating money to Child's Play?

Of all the causes, giving video games to half dead children? Really?

Why not funding something working toward actually helping people, or, I dont know, to research so we can prevent more dead kids in the first place?

Some fun facts about Germany few people are unfortunately aware of:

- The German government has never officially apologized for starting either the First or Second World War.
- The German government has never delivered restitution money to so-called "comfort women": Polish, Czech and Ukrainians who were kidnapped and forced to perform sexual acts on German soldiers.
- German textbooks for schoolchildren make no direct mention of the Holocaust, and refer to Hitler's overarching genocidal campaign merely as "The European Incident."
- Auschwitz, located 60 kilometers or so from the capital city of Krakow, is now a disco club. Modern Polacks are literally dancing over their late ancestors' corpses.

America apologized for slavery. Britain apologized for the gulf oil spill. I think it's time for Germany to apologize for the cold-blooded murder of over 6,000,000 million Jews.

North Corea is full of rude people like OP. Polite Corean in South Corea only.

Could you imagine if the "Japanese" never arrived and the rest of Japan was colonized by Ainu? In WW2 America would fight a group of burly, bearded viking Asians worshipping the spirits of wild animals.

How the fuck is Namco still in business? Why hasn't Bandai just liquidated the entire fucking company and sold its properties to Capcom, Konami, Treasure, Nintendo/HAL, and Sega?

They treat all of their own franchises live fucking shit except for Tekken. When Namco vs Capcom came out on the PS2, Namco was embrassed because even Japanese players didn't even know who a lot of their characters were due to how fucking poorly Namco treats their franchises, which is why it was never localized. Why the fuck is Capcom dealing with them again? I'd rather Capcom work on another Darkstalkers. If you look at their fucking wiki page, Namco's only known franchises made after 1993 are Ridge Racer, Tekken, and Soul Calibur. What a joke.

>>5804138
You mean Archer?

>Learn some French
>Go to France
>Find a group of girls
>Impress them with my French, act flirty to the one I like
>She asks what kind of girls I like
>"Des jaunes et femmes belles"
>Want to say "beautiful young women"
>End up saying "beautiful YELLOW women"
>Jaune = Yellow
>Jeune = Young
>My face when they're all Asian
>End up scoring sum bitches regardless

I once knew this autistic kid at my school who was absolutely obsessed with Looney Tunes. He'd run throughout the halls with his Bugs Bunny shirt, and would sometimes say "LOO TOONS" out of nowhere for no goddamn reason. Me and my bud found out that he was irritated as hell one week, simply because the timeslot after school where they played Looney Tunes on some channel was taken up by Sonic the Hedgehog, bumping it to some other inconvenient slot. He expressed his hatred of Sonic every other second.

One day, we decided to be dicks and I drew a picture of Sonic, using a picture from Sonic 3's boxart as a reference. Snickering like little shits, we came up to the fellow. He was wearing a Sylvester shirt that day. I told him we had a present for him, and I handed him my drawing of Sonic.

He stared for a moment, and his eyes bulged. It came out as some sort of snarl, I think. He started low and then it turned into a fucking banshee scream. "sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!" Promptly after that shriek, he literally fell into a grand mal seizure, and me and my bud fucking ran.

He was ok the next day and continued talking about Looney Tunes. But I can't seem to get rid of the guilt of causing an autistic child to go into convulsions at the sight of Sonic the Hedgehog.