/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Like a midsummer night's wet dream.

Stay dry, /jp/.

>NUIS has launched a program to pay Israeli university students $2,000 to spread pro-Israel propaganda online for 5 hours per week from the “comfort of home.”
http://electronicintifada.net/comment/2626

What are you waiting for, /jp/? It's surely a safer way to make cheap bucks than gambling all your savings on the stock market. And look, it's also a good opportunity to hone your writing skills and get better at the art of persuasion.
All of this while sitting comfortably at home even, so you don't even have to say goodbye to your hikki ways.

Check out this video and respond:

http://vimeo.com/34188473

Somewhere in an alternate universe you're waifu dreams about you, her fictional husbando.
She frequents a board very much like this one and posts pictures of you. In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime.
She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art and picture related to you.
She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it. She is madly in love with you and only you.

This is also the world where Friedrick I Barbarossa didn't drown in a river during the 3rd Crusade.

>Peter Molyneux's first post-Microsoft game will feature a piece of DLC priced at £50,000.

>Titled Curiosity and set for release on PC and mobile platforms in about six weeks, it will be the first of 22 experiments that help shape the final design of a game the former Lionhead boss aims to release in two years.

>Molyneux told New Scientist that Curiosity will place all players in the same virtual room containing a single black cube that users tap away at, causing fractures.

>Eventually the cube will break open, revealing something "truly amazing, absolutely unique", he said. However, only the player who delivers the decisive final tap will get to see the contents of the cube.

>"We will rely entirely on social media," Molyneux said. "How will this person prove it? That in itself becomes a fascinating aspect of this experiment."

>At some point before the cube opens, players will be able to buy one of a limited number of chisels that increase their tapping strength. The chisels will range in price and strength, from an iron chisel priced at 5 pence that's ten times more powerful then a normal tap, to a diamond chisel that's 100,000 times as powerful and costs £50,000, of which there'll only be one available.

On a scale of DEEPness going from 0 to ICO, Molyneux's new game is off the charts.

"Child pageants are an American tradition...child pageantry is a central part of the American fabric!"
-Charlie Kelly

Explain this shit, America.

>Your brain and conscience are the pilot
>Your eyes are visual sensors
>Your muscles are motors
>Your skeleton is both armor and support
>Your skin and flesh are additional reactive armor
>YFW you are piloting a fleshy mech

>CraZy $$ new $$ Machine
>A Stealth Bomber dropping cash at unheard of speeds 1$ at a Time!
>www.magicdolla.com

How the fuck do I even end up with such ridiculous Google ads?

Why are Americans so disgusting?
So I go to the US for my cousin's graduation and I had some time to go around sightseeing.
I go to multiple places and sometimes had to go pee in the public restrooms, the ones in the stores, restaurants, the school, whatever.
Every time I went to piss there were always people taking a shit in the stalls. Not only could you hear the shit plopping against the toilet, but it smells absolutely putrid afterwards.
Do americans prefer to shit in public restrooms? These people are fucking disgusting.

Why do women always go on about penis size?
Men should start taking more notice of vagina size. Wanna get laid?

Only if your vaginal circumference is 4 inches or less. Or I could do you up the ass, of course.

>Greed
>Coke
>Violent sex with explosive prostitutes

Why don't you cut it out with this anti-freedom socialism of yours and become a banker?

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
Figure this: if President Kennedy would just have gone on television, and said, "I would like to introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," and if he'd just have said "nigger nigger nigger" to every nigger he saw, 'til nigger didn't mean anything anymore, then you could never make some six-year-old black kid cry because somebody called him a nigger at school.

You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the gorgeous 2D wenches are so alluring, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again.

If it's called a walkie talkie, how come a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?

Obama just gave $200 million dollars to the Palestinians.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/obama-lifts-freeze-on-192-million-aid-package-to-palestinian-authority/

Oy vey, a typical expression of the cynicism of some western politicians, who, for publicity purposes and the desire to get a few more votes, are willing to sacrifice the Jewish nation a second time on the altar of crazy anti-Semites

Ok, so there's this guy named rape-kun who can't control his urges, at the slightest sight of something arousing he, well does not actually rape as much as he passionately makes love to them so hard they faint.
There's also Rape-kun's childhood friend, who lost her virginity as rape-kun's first victim when they were 13 (shouldn't have bended over).
She feels it's her responsability to be rape-kun's personal cum repository, so as to protect other girls from rape-kun's amazing manouvers.
many times she has, literally, jumped up between you-know-who and a potential victim, "cockblocking" him with her pussy.
Rape-kun is so good at sexin' that the victim gives in the first few humps.
It doesn't help that Rape-kun is an very energetic humper.

I'm going to make a visual novel along these lines, if you want to fund it head to Kickstarter.com and donate. If you donate $1,000 or more in one go you might have a chance of being featured in the VN as a secondary character.

Why do Asians still use chopsticks?

I mean we've introduced the concept of the fork and spoon to them haven't we? Are those too expensive where they live or something or are they too proud to accept a Western innovation?

Maybe they should give back cars, computers, skyscrapers and pretty much every piece of military technology they now use in their armies, air forces and navies if they're going to be so high and mighty about their precious chopsticks.

Seriously, walk into a Japanese restaurant and look at the poor customers. They probably want to use proper silverware but can't because if they do their parents will disown their flat yellow asses.

Why do people get into 6 figures worth of debt to have a degree in liberal arts?

My mother works in a nursing home. One of her patients is a nearly 100 year old woman that constantly keeps getting found by the various staff members naked, often in other resident's rooms. Also, leaking yellow shit from her butt.

This ancient relic of a woman has some very interesting stories she would tell to nurses. Such as how she managed to raise 5 children and put them through school...while working as a prostitute.

Women haven't changed, women have always been whores.

"Anti-Americanism" is just a fad.

>"Oil will run out in our lifetimes."
>"This will send the comfort addicted western world into a state of panic"
>"Nuclear war will break out, blood will be shed, billions of lives will be lost."

How does all this make you feel?

http://www.koko.org/world/
>Koko has a tested IQ of between 70 and 95 on a human scale

http://www.news-medical.net/news/2005/04/26/9530.aspx
>and for Blacks about 85 in the U.S. and 70 in sub-Saharan Africa.

That's it. Gorillas are smarter than black people.
Can we start a petition to give human rights to gorillas and permanently classify niggers as lower jungle animals?

Have you guys heard of George Zimmerman killing Trayvon Martin?

This precious baby boy was murdered in cold-blood by a racist white man.

An A-student, high school athlete, community activist, religious leader, FDR descendant, holocaust survivor , transgendered baby should never have even been approached by Zimmerman. Only the State and Marxist leaders can.

Republicans will stop at nothing until our people are wiped out.

I heard Zimmerman said to the cops "I got me a nigger here and I'm gonna blow his head off before he grows up and starts raping white women". Then he gave a Heil Hitler salute and the cops said "You shoot that nigger down. White Pride Worldwide. 14/88".

Then he shot the poor African-American child with Nazi bullets he got from ebay that were engraved with Swastikas. And he was wearing his KKK hood when he did this.

Then the cops came and they all lit a burning cross and danced around it and then they lynched the poor African-American child's dead body.

Then they drove the blond-haired, blue-eyed nazi George "Adolf" Zimmerman to the station where they gave him beer and barbecue and they all talked about how much they hate African-Americans and marched around saluting pictures of Hitler and the Confederate flag.

And the cops were wearing Confederate uniforms with swastika armbands and KKK hoods.

"Taxation is theft. If you disagree, try not paying them and see what happens to you."

That is the most retarded argument ever.
Try not paying for food you take from the grocery store and see what happens to you. A payment for services isn't theft.
Go live in the fucking woods if you don't want to cough up money for roads and schools.
Goddamn it, my liberals can't be this retarded.