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>>46398470
If I don't see a juban ending posted when this is all said and done...

>>40651676
>So basically, >>40622676 is trolling
I was talking about the bloodied knife spell card, not the butterfly one. Mima has a bloodied knife

>>15661183
as she found out to her cost, so many years ago.

>>15437353
She wanted to follow too close to her mother, and we all know what happens to those who cross the Hakurei, as could happen someday.

Soon

What if my favorite Touhou is already dead?

I’ve been the best since day one when I flew into Highly Responsive to Prayers. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Primary fans saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Primary fan girl. You know who else was a Primary fan girl? Sakuya. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Sakuya is I’m going to leave with Main Character Status.

I’ve grabbed so many of Zun's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 16 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best in this game, in this series, even in doujins! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little icons. I’m not on the cover of any game. I’m barely referenced. I don't get to be in future games. I’m certainly not on any crappy official comic no one reads. I’m not on the poster of Hisoutensoku. I’m not on the loading screen that’s produced at the start of the game. I’m not at Comiket. I’m not at Reitaisai. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Youmu was a main character in a game last year and I’m not makes me sick!

Reimu Hakurei, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Main Character status, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Reimu. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most Touhous in this game.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in this series. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Zun's ass.

You’re as good as kissing Zun's ass as Sanae was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Marisa though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
I am the best Touhou in this series.