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>>13426701
Okay then,
Would you fight your Wight friend's seven evil suitor for the chance of marrying her?
Keep in mind, they're her suitors. They WANT to fuck her. They haven't yet, they just want to. Really bad.

>>12827586
Well, to get you up to speed,
>Lightning saved her sister, the world likes L'Cie now
>Also Lightning is now lost to DUH VOID and everybody thinks she's dead except Serah CHAPTER 1 END, TO BE CONTINUED

>Three years later, Lightning is a champion powered by God to fight some asshole named Caius, which is a fancy word that means CHAOS
>Lightning gets fucked up by Caius and trapped in a crystal for the rest of the game
>Oh, and you have to play as her sister
>And some faggot from the future named Noel who's voiced by Chester McBadbat who lost his childhood friend
>On a quest across time and space to do...something
>I think it was to keep the world from ending, or something. Time travel shit.
>Also, rescuing Lightning
>Anyway, Noel says he had a friend named Yuel, and she could see the future
>But every time she saw the future she died a little inside
>Until eventually she died so much she died to death
>Oh, also Noel was friends with that asshole Caius at one point too, but he became an asshole, so yeah
>And Noel wants to honor Yeul's death by saving the world
>They eventually come across many of the old cast of FF13-1 that you never liked or cared about, including:
>Hope, who's now a scientist and not a whiny bitch with an ambiguous Oedipus complex
>Snow, who looks more like a pedophile than he did in the last game
>And Vanille and Fang, who are crystals now and can't talk because crystals can't talk
>And Sazh, who's been demoted to just a black guy at the casino
Do you want me to keep going, 'cuz I can keep going.

>>12402650
A Wight girl with a black girl's ass.

>>12375773

I tried that, but every time, my lesbian gal pal got scissored by ghosts in the bathroom.