/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well, most of the predictions that kurzweil has made since his book in 2006 have been incorrect, so I'm guessing that, if the singularity does occur, it will not happen anytime soon, and certainly not within our lifetimes. Are there other notable singulatarians making predictions other than him that have predicted anything accurately?

>>9192156
>uniqe

It's spelled 'eunuch".

Gardening is for girls and fags. So no.

>>8949922

Aren't you clever.

You act like I've never shaved my beard off-I completely shave it off every 3 months or so when I get bored. Then, it grows back into it's glory all over again.

>>8845123

Crime such as thievery. I suggest targeting the elderly-they are slow, weak and have the most resources. Sneak into granny's house at night, take her jewelry, sell it on ebay. NEET it up.

I've pissed in my bed, like, 3 times in my life I think. Even when my bladder is near-bursting If I fall asleep again, I won't piss myself. Pretty funny when I did piss my bed, though, I was in elementary school, and it sounded like a waterfall, lol.

>>8612849

What the fuck lol what'd you use for lube?

>>8541869

>negative revenue

You mean an expense.

Hey jaypee, what are you gonna do when ACTA and PIPA passes, and you can't get your hands on the only thing you enjoy?

Did you know that ACTA even bans importing things? No, I'm serious!


The leaked U.S. IP chapter includes many detailed requirements that are more restrictive than current international standards, and would require significant changes to other countries’ copyright laws. These include obligations for countries to:

Ban parallel importation of genuine goods acquired from other countries without the authorization of copyright owners.

And you know how Japan fucking hates you pasty-faced shut-ins!

>>8473375

>Do you have severe anxiety?
>Mental disorders?
>Panic attacks?
>Fear of people or too self-conscious of yourself?

Lol. The irony in this post is thick.I don't have a problem with you losers making shit up to get autism bucks-I'd do the same if I thought I'd be happy living off of welfare for the rest of my life-

But if you seriously think having severe anxiety, panic attacks, or a fear of people/being self-conscious are grounds for not having to work a day in your life, then fuck you. Mental disorders-like what? Schizophrenia and Alzheimer's disease is the only legitimate shit I can think of off the top of my head. As for actual autism-the severely autistic should be euthanized, and the functioning ones put to work on farms. People with downs syndrome should work on these farms too. Spergs will be put into cubicle farms and forced to code for the rest of their life.

Is it Saten-anon?

Because I have a crush on him too~