/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38949582
Not my fault.
I play in incompetent mode (lie).

I bet you handhold your lover you sick fuck.

>>38728395
>>38730673
Multiples Lover when tutorial doremy outright tell (you), that the one rule you can't break is to be in a relationship with more than one hu...
tfw you see your many lover get sad when you have to choose only one to live with in the "move-in" event.

>Usually clean up my onaholes by rinsing them out then rolling up a paper towel, shoving it inside to dry the insides, squeezing the onahole so the paper towel gets lots of coverage before discarding the paper towel
>Go to use my onahole just now
>Notice that there's still a paper towel inside
>I completely forgot to remove the paper towel from my onahole while I was cleaning it
>It's probably been in there for 24 hours now
Scale of 1-10 how fucked is my onahole?

>tfw only 879 gems to spend

where did all the sages go

>>10950358

such anger!

>>10807782
m-m-moot-sama said they reach CONSENSUS that mean they agree <.< y-you big dummy...

What if you were helping patchy get over the bar and she farted on you?

Milwaukee
Indiana
Massasuchets
Alabama

I never noticed!

>>10081855
T-they don't want to eat my cock cheese? I even saved up for months...

>>9986426
W-why is my penis reacting so strongly to that cow.
I can't tell if I want to impregnate her, or treat her like cattle and store the meat in a freezer to eat for the rest of the winter.

>>9932703
>you're mom: ``dd-d-d-d doushio!!!''

some one make this into a meme

How the fuck are there always people on /jp/ that reply to these threads unironically?

>>9667582
>Joined: 20-August 10
What have I done with my life.

>lewd waifus

I just...

this needs a link, not a screenshot.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/w4m/3187654763.html


YOUR POWER IS MY POWER

No Sanae stop!
You'll hurt your fingers!

I've been a neet and as time goes by I feel like I am slowly losing my sanity. Is this normal?

The reason taiga wears kneesocks is because her legs are all scarred, mauled and fucked up. Did they show that in the anime? I don't remember.

>How much do you live Teto

>>9321532
Yeah okay, you trolled me, you win, I'll respond.
No, nobody here gives a fuck about any of this, go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>9208064
No...

>>9206448
Every time I hear techno music I get aroused, but for other reasons.