/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44872050
>why would you suggest otherwise?
Certainly not me.

>>44667667
By virtue of being a lamia, your lamia gf is a huge footfag and wants you to step on her. Would you?

>>44452959
but the picture in the related post is after sex!

>>44120706
Don't know about living in Zipangu proper but at least the monster ruled parts should have a reasonably high standard of living, considering the tech level, so I guess I would be willing to. I would need to know more. As for Japan, as long as I get to live in the countryside or maybe some decent suburban area and if I am certain to find the girl that ticks my boxes and I can afford it sure.

If a hebi knocks on your door she is gonna stay there and keep trying even if you don't open. And don't think you'll get rid of her during the night. She will camp outside your house if needed to.

also Hebis are very nice and they don't go round stealing men in search for their waifus, that's not their style

>>42742686
what about Hebi handholding?

>>42738271
Now that's just cheating, how can any man be expected to resist?

>>42631841
Everybody thinks a hebi's secret weapon is her soul flames but it's actually crying and pouting

imagine thinking this dorky cinamon bun, that just thinks you're cute is scary. what is wrong with you people?

You were the first boy to hold her hands in kindergarten. You are destined to marry her.

>>41307947
>princess carry a mamono because she injured her ankle and can't walk properly and almost fell
>or hold her hand when you wanted to help her to regain her footing
>or try to give a handshake to a mamono after finishing a proper meeting or merchant deal
>instantly married
its like any form of physical contact is the way they get you.

>egg on your wife's insecurities about you leaving her for another woman
>not assuaging her doubt and doing everything you can make the yan happy
whitesnek is for love!

How did the white snakes become connected to the yandere stereotypes?

The more cute hebi art I see, the more they grow on me. I didn't like yandere or snakes that much for the longest time, but now I'm starting to get it.

>>40762160
>hebi girlfriend notices you're taking a little bit longer to get home from work than usual
>frisks you as soon as you walk in the door, smelling you and checking for evidence of homewrecking
>she finds the engagement ring you were planning to give her next date night
>she blue screens

>>40695684
How can a man get in this position and try to tell her it meant nothing?

>>40331005
>see the nice lady holstaur selling milk while you walk with the hebi coiled around you
>try to say hello to her
>aggressive hebi frenching while she glares at the holstaur
I swear, this clingy snek

I'm not a big fan of sneks, but they can be cute just like all monstergirls.

>>40193159
I'd tell you it gets better, but I've been pretty apathetic and dead inside for the last ten years.

>>39779771
Why would you want to? Just ask her nicely and she can make it so those pesky thoughts of leaving will be drowned out by her love.