/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39771283
>>39771300
>have to hate other gangs
>fall in love with a rival gang member
would impregnating and immobilizing an enemy count as fighting them?

>>20091410
>>20091393
Give me a break, you guys got it pretty good compared to me in the bodyguard waifu area.

>Hey, smallfry!
>Yeah, Dr. Knee-High, I'm talkin' to you!
>Guess what, armrest? You 'n me? We're goin' on a little date.
>They got a new action flick playing at the theater and I know this outta the way yakitori place. That's right, shortstuff, it's MY TREAT and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, GOT IT!?
>...I mean, unless you don't want to, that's fine, we could reschedul- or not, y'know, but everyone says that being assertive is a good icebreaker and I didn't scare you did I, sorry, I always fuck things up, I'm so sorry, can we start over, my name-

I want to marry that bouncer

>>17439371
muscle girls, muscle girls, all the way muscle girls.

>>17416657
I want to get slapped by a muscular MG bouncer or security guard, very hard as in really loud and having her 5 fingers (or digits if she has a paw) printed on my cheek, being bent in the direction of the slap and getting teary eyes. Having a raging boner immediately upon which she will smile and give me another one in the other cheek, getting even more turned on. Then get lifted up by her, carried away, raped all night and be told by her Im now her husband.