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>>5134632
There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

And one of those gentlemen standing around
Says, "I don't care a damn for your Lunar gray-hound,"
And another he sneered with a scornful "Ha! Ha!
We'll soon humble the pride of your Master SakuYa."

Then Lord Eirin stepped forward and she says, "Gentlemen,
If there's any amongst you has money to spend
For your grand Earthman nobles I don't care a straw
Here's 5000-to-1 upon Master SakuYa."

Then SakuYa she looked up and she wagged 'er old tail,
Informing her lordship, "Sir, I know what you mane,
Don't fear, noble Brownlow, don't fear them, agra,
We'll soon tarnish their laurels," says Master SakuYa.

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