/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a friend right now but when I think about getting another friend I feel like I'm cheating on the first one.

I... I know that kimochi!!

2 violent 4 me

>>9727531
There is no need. Little girls always run away from me. I could never harm something cute and smal.

Are you cute anon?

/v/ told me I belong here.

i-is that ok? I don't really like them idiots anyway I just like video games.

theres something intensely liberating about the moment when you feel the pozcum slide into you boycunt and you know the inevitable will happen, not to mention it's incredibly fucking hot... the best fuck of your life

its a spiritual experiences and I'm 100% serious when I say most unwilling negs become converted and accepting of it when they're pozzed up. Many become giftgivers themselves

>>9313921
Just a little rough play then~

>>8865308

why u talk about sad thing

And now you make me feel bad about killing roaches. I hope your roaches turn into little girls.

>>8609535
a-am I cute?

that feel when your football manager save gets corrupted

Ever wanted to be depressed? Now's your chance!

>>>/mlp/

>>8563353
And I even went threw the trouble of scanning and coloring the background!

pc-98 Shizuku manual did all the hard work for me

If i've had anal sex before but my hymen is intact am I still a virgin? I need your help /jp/.

>>8542834
Maybe they should stop releasing crap like Da Capo and strike a deal with KeroQ.

>Report of a shaved /jp/tard.

>24 hours after the first shaving

- My nipples are itching
- My stomach is itching
- My butt is itching
- My balls are itching

NyaaTorrents is down. Thanks for not caring enough to stop SOPA, /jp/.

>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

>>8483795
Hidoiii!

Not you again.

Just a few months after Umemoto ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VfgesWmcI

I also love the race selection:
Humans.
Red humans.
Blue humans.
Green humans.
Bald grey humans.
Blind humans.
Cyborgs (humans with implants).
The Darth Maul things (humans with spikes/horns).
And Twi'lek for the cybersex faggots.

Star Wars is all about a huge diversity of races. This shit isn't Star Wars. Galaxies was fun (initially) because you could play as Wookies, Mon Calamari, Ithorian, Rodian, etc.

Eww, /jp/ isn't the place for that kind of thing

>>8217115

What if somebody called your mom a shit? How would that make you feel?

Saten-san can read what you are saying and it makes her very sad. You have to remember these are real people you're talking to on the internet and your words can be hurtful. So be nice!