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There's one plothole that forever lurks in the heart of Umineko, and any attempts to fix it would probably make it worse. You don't want the catbox down there to be opened. It'll just make the hole worse.

>>38169404

>>37794232
Burn in hell

>>37037434
Who was the last maid?

>>36533390
Yasu, but with a functional womb? I'm interested.

>>36479303
Become my pet dog and you may only communicate by barking

>>36205819
It's a cat box. Choose for yourself.

>>35219643

>>35129139
...
I'll just move on

>>35099646
A man dedicated his posting career to make stories about characters experiencing more and more humiliating situations, both erotic and sometimes gruesome. These posts reduced in volume at one point, apparently because he left for a while. Some continued posting as he did, although none understood how he truly wrote, instead writing tiny things that did nothing but call things like body parts humiliating instead. This was seemingly because Humilianon started to lose ideas and began to post worse and worse content. However, if these latest posts are to be believed, some of the earlier mentioned impersonators maliciously posted such content to make Humilianon's content look worse and make others dislike it.

>>34959406
Yasu caused the deaths of every cute person, and every cool person, on that island. That's reason enough to not be happy with her.
It's something I love about Umineko, that you can bring yourself to hate practically every character at one moment, then love them the next.

>>34671608
I wouldn't care much about whether they were a man or a woman if it wasn't for the fact that the women tend to look at the shit Yasu went through and go 'wow, a trans icon!'. Christ those people disgust me.

>>34335208
Uh huh, yeah, wow cool. Anyway have you seen Battler around haha?

>>34234011
Freak.

I've finally accepted the truth. I... accept... Shakanontrice.....

>>34140757
Exactly, she'd probably make herself extra fertile just to make sure too, if she still wanted kids. Considering what she's like normally, that's not gonna be a fun 9 months for Battler.

>>34118266
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
duhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bhuhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>34108107
And a durka durka durka to you too, anon.

>>34100914
You know, I feel like in this situation Yasu'd be a blushing mess. I still find it weird how meta-Shannon seems to be just putting her feelings for Battler behind her as she's fallen in love with George, while meta-Kanon never had them at all. Shouldn't he technically have had them as well, since they've 'sprouted' from the same person? Or did I read Shannon wrong and her meta-version never had feelings for Battler either?

>>34069158

>>34036216
How do you do, fellow girls?

>>33993468
She just is. Shannon is only interesting in her connection to Yasu/Beatrice, but by herself she's just boring. She's not witty or funny and on her own her personality doesn't really extend beyond servile meek maid girl for Jooji to fuck who is sickeningly polite

I wanna eat the red shit out of Yasu's woundgina like delicious jelly