/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24112525
>again with the tale of ratwomen beneath our cities
You’re more superstitious than those dumb knife ears or those mountain manlets

>>24004409
Hmmph, mayflies.

>>23279196
Hang around the common area, you might find some.

>>22707931
>Don't worry mayfly, I'm sure that swarm of Rat Girls is interested in your intellect and deep personality.
>Nothing to do with the size of that thing between your legs, Lumbercock.
>Maybe if you ask nicely, I can protect you from their aggressive advances?

>>22394175
Wood Elf banter is particularly heavy, especially if you're a bumbling spoon-ear.

>>22354365
Some good variety in Elf flavors too.

>You just couldn't be satisfied with the rat women and the forces of chaos could you mayfly?
>Now even the beastwomen are after that monster between your legs, lumbercock.

>>21482671
>'Mayfly, give me a boost, I need the higher ground!'
>She points to the foot of a ledge.
>You begrudgingly approach, then kneel down, ready to lift her up with your hands.
>'Not like that, I don't need your clumsiness slowing me down.'
>With that she climbs up onto your shoulders, each thick Elven thigh wrapped around your head. You slowly stand.
>'Easy does it Lumberfoot, I know your life's short, but don't rush this.' She says as her hands firmly grip onto your head.
>She then stands on your shoulders, before jumping off them high into the air gracefully, while sending your back down into the mud.
>'Well what are you sitting around for round-ear? Get back to fighting the Rats with the others!'

One of these days.

>Mayfly, for all the rats you seem to attract we might as well cover you in mousetraps and call it a day.

>Hey Mayfly.
>Feel free to visit my bed, outside near the tree in the training yard tonight.
>I'll show a few tricks I've learned over the past hundred or so years.
>I'll blow your little round-ear mind.

>Well done Mayfly, with a few more hundred years of practice, you might make a decent archer.
>But for now, maybe you should stick to using that third leg of yours, swinging that around would be more effective than whatever 'marksmanship' you used back there.

>Honestly Lumbercock, these Rat Girls seem more interested in that fat bulge in your trousers than stopping us from destroying their bell.
>Maybe I should use you as bait, so dealing with that Rat Ogre won't be a problem for me.

>I'm impressed, Lumbercock. To be able to keep up with that monster between your legs is nothing short of a miracle.

>>19483501
Black sclera.

>>19421913
Have this sassy, somewhat racist Wood Elf.

>Goodness Lumberfoot, with all that stomping around, every rat in the city will hear us.

Why are abominable Elves the best Elves?
>black void eyes
>sharkteeth
>fit, slender body

>Not bad Mayfly, we'll make an archer of you yet.

>Another kill. You see Mayfly? That's how its done.