/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>playing artificial girl 3 on my PC
>its a hentai game where you hurr get a real girlfriend and train her to be the best girlfriend ever
>one day I notice my sister using my PC when I get home from class
>shes playing artificial girl 3
>oh fuck oh fuck
>shes actually having sex with the girlfriend I created
>oh no
>oh noooo
>watch her slowly masturbate
>what the fuck
>get hard as shit
>she finishes in a loud groaning and gets her juices on my keyboard from her fingers
>she exists the game
>I'm standing there
>shes blushing
>Jessica...why?
>...is...is that what you look for in a girlfriend..is that your ideal girl?
>...yeah...
>...then why does she look and act like me..?
>my face

>my face when americans call Foody woody dudding "Soccer"

>eat 15 microwave roasted garlic heads
>play vidya for 2 hours
>enter gamestop
>start farting
>fart near two girls
>terrible smell
>girls notice and get away
>fart next to an obese guy
>realize he didnt notice
>fart vigorously at his side
>a little noise is perceptible
>guys says "what the hell"
>looks disgusted at me
>he goes in the counter direction
>continue farting at random spots
>clerk approaches me
>says "hey, have you no shame?"
>grab some air, releases an explosive fart
>shited in my pants
>he grabs my arm and pushes me to the exit
>continue farting as hes pushing me
>he says "stop that"
>leave gamestop victoriously

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>My face when my friend stumbles upon my visual novels