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>>14462101
Every Kanmusu
Down in HQ
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Hoppo,
Who lived just North of HQ,
Did NOT!

The Hoppo hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that she never got that Reppu she wanted.
It could be, perhaps, that she was constantly taunted.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that her breasts were two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
Her breasts or her Reppu,
She stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Kanmusu,
Staring down from her cave with a pout on her face
At the warm lighted windows below in their base.
For she knew every Kanmusu down in HQ beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" she snarled with disdain.
"For it'll soon be Christmas! And they still won't give me a plane!"
Then she growled, with her mittened fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"