/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I feel Pharaoh would be the classy sort to exchange delicately hand-written letters with a wealthy boy from across town.

And every time she gets one, she shivers with anticipation at the thought of what he could have written to her this time.

It's always something along the lines of:

>Dear Petra,

>I was most delighted to hear back from you. How have you been these past few days? I recently took a stroll along the riverbank. The sunset was so beautiful, and the light from it made the river sparkle gold. But I'm sure it pales in comparison to your beauty.

>It made me think of you. How we used to enjoy horse riding together. How we would play in the woods, despite your father telling you that only commoners would do such things. And how you fell in the mud and made a cut on your ankle, and asked me to carry you home the rest of the way. Those were such wondrous times. But alas...I long to see you again. And I hope this letter reaches you well. If you would have me, I would love to make you the happiest woman alive.

Sincerely Yours,
XXXXXXXXXXX

She often plays with herself lightly as she reads her letters.

Uh oh! Your Pharaoh mother won't give your Apophis fiancee her blessing to marry you, even after knowing and dating her for a long time.

What do you do?

>The Pharaoh sits at a table with her friends as they go around the table, discussing their favorite type of guy
>She finally gets asked who she likes
>At a loss for words, she looks down at her mug and says
>"I like a guy the way I like my coffee."
>"...With lots of cream."
>She then takes a sip of her coffee
>Swallowing it with a grimace on her face before looking into her mug again
>"Good lord, this needs some sugar."