/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be you
>marine at the battle of the bulge
>sent to deliver orders to your superior officer and moving under the cloak of night through the snow
>stop as you see something black pass by and blot out the moon above in your vision briefly
>suddenly that black blur swipes the freaking orders from your hand and your grease gun before you even know it
>a few bullets from above near your feet put you on your ass
>look up at and see a smug Wehrmacht Raven Harpy hovering over you
>she tears the fucking orders up in front of your face and lets the paper bits flow in the wind
>"Ha! Schau dich an, langsamer Amerikaner! Sie könnten nicht hoffen, mithalten zu können, selbst wenn Sie es versuchen würden! Du bist wie eine Schnecke! Du bist auf diesem Schlachtfeld hoffnungslos! Hahahaha! Vielleicht solltest du nach Hause ins Yankee-Land zurückkehren und Hot Dogs verkaufen, anstatt einen Krieg zu führen!"
>sticks her tongue out and laughs as she mocks you

What do anon? Are you just gonna sit there and take it from a Harpy of all things?