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nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad

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Again I'm going on for a while with this, but I'm enjoying writing about Scarlet Devil Mansion.


After a moments pause she added "I do hope that you let me have some of you blood again. I haven't had such good blood in ages." She then smiled cutely at Rin.

Her little girl voice speaking in such an aristocratic way was funny to the boy, but despite being a little drunk from the wine he managed not to laugh.

Rin blushed. "Thank you for saying so Lady Remilia, it would be an honor."

Suddenly Megume spoke up, "S-so I know none of you eat humans...but is there really nobody in the Mansion who does."

For a moment a dark look flashed across Remilia's face, not that any of them noticed it in the dim candle light. She smiled.

"As long as you don't go off on your own..." Remilia held up her hands and wiggled her small fingers, bearing her sharp teeth and sticking out her tongue. "Then I might decided I want more than just your blood."

At this Megume seemed terrified.

"fufufufu" She covered her mouth as she laughed "I'm only joking."

Patchouli spoke up in a deadpan voice and without looking up from her food, "If you come into my library and bother me then I really will eat you."

She looked like she had recovered from earlier, but still had a gloomy and disinterest air about her. Beside her Kaokuma smiled and pulled her cheek back, revealing two rows of sharp teeth. The wings on her head flapped up and down while she did this.

"N-no thanks...I hate books..." Megume said.

At this they all laughed. But then Rin spoke up in a more serious tone.

"It is my dream that one day all humans, youkai, and the rest of the non-humans in Gensokyo can all be friends."

"I will toast to that" Lady Remilia said "For then I will be able to drink all the fresh blood I want fufufufu."

"As will I, since I am a human myself" Sakuya said.

The rest of table all raised their glasses and toasted to their own newfound friendship, and to Rin's dream.

After this they were brought desert, which consisted of many pastries and cakes. Curiously none was placed in front of Patchouli.

"H-hey where's mine!" she demanded. It seems that she got quite serious about sweets.

"You need to go on a diet fatty" Remilia teased.

It seemed that when she was comfortable in her own home she showed more of a childish side.

"L-lady Remilia..." Patchouli looked like her soul had just left her body.

"She's right" Hong added. "You need to get in shape."

"S-shut up, you damn muscle head!" She looked angry now.

Beside her Kaokuma was barely containing her laughter. Sakuya kept silent, but had an ever so slightly visible grin on her face.

With Patchouli resigned to pouting, they all began eating. The four thought to themselves that there was not more delicious confectionaries in all of Gensokyo.

"This is delicious!" Megume said with her mouth full.

"This is why I hate humans" Patchouli looked like had a storm cloud over her head.

A couple times she tried to reach for a pastry anyway, but each time Remilia would shoot a red magic dart from her hand which would cause the pastry to vaporize before Patchouli could eat it, saying "no fatty" and laughing each time. Kaokuma comforted her throughout this ordeal.

When they had finished, the fairies cleared the table. All departed, and Sakuya took the four back to their room.

"Thank you for helping Lady Remilia earlier. You are welcome to stay with us for as long as you like, so long as you will return the favor by providing some of your blood to Lady Remilia. Feel free to make yourselves at home, but please remain in this wing of the mansion."

They all thanked her for her hospitality, and she left them.

"Fuwaaa I'm stuffed" Megume said, flopping onto the bed.

"That was the most delicious meal I have ever had." Shin flopped down next to her.

But Rin chastised them. "Don't get too comfortable. Remember what we discussed earlier. This is the perfect chance to find out the secrets of this place."

Megume moaned "Whaaat but i'm so full. And you heard what the Lady said. She told us not to go wandering around."

Shin added, "Besides I thought you said you wanted to be friends. The maid said to stay in this wing. Do friends break the rules and snoop around each other's houses?"

Rin became flustered. "T-that's true, but will you really turn down such a good opportunity for adventure?" She put her hands on her hips. "besides you saw how nice they were. What's the worst that can happen! In the worst case we'll just apologize and say we got lost."

The boy did think she was taking the non-humans too lightly, but he liked that rule-breaking side of her. He said nothing.

"ugh fine" Megume said "I do want to see that library, so long as we avoid that gloomy witch."

How do we make her stop eating so much?