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Does furniture have sex organs?

Her boobs are awful big... Which doesnt seem possible to bound when being a male.... So is she really a DFC who wears some big fake tits? That's the ultimate mystery.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for it?

I want to invite Kanon into my home. I would welcome him with some drinks and nice music and when the mood gets right, I'd start to kiss his neck before moving upward and forcefully kissing him on the mouth. I'd bring my hand up under his skirt and start playing with his member. When he finally gets into the mood, I would bend him over a table and lift up his skirt to reveal his ass. He can do that nasal gasping thing japanese men do, when he is shocked as I cum up his butt. Afterwards, he will insist that he is not gay - that this was all a mistake - and I'll say, "Of course you're not gay. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
Then he would blush and I would kiss him.

>>3691384
I meant all of her hair.
It's way too curly and shit.