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You might think you are safe from foxes because you aren’t in Zipangu, but remember, if they have the [RONIN] tag, they can spawn anywhere, even in order territory

>Adventure in Zipangu
>All your monster party members are either samurai or ninjas, and constantly argue over who gets the shiny new magical katana
>At least you get your pick of the non-sword loot.
>This is going to take a while, so you doze off below a tree while they sort it out
>Wake up and overhear them bargaining with who gets to sleep in your tent/be on watch with you/share your inn room in town

>>39913198
This poster is a fox.
Do not believe her lies

I can’t lose to a fox, I’ve raised my mofu resistance to the sharpcap

>>39658004
Why do people always assume the fox will stop being evil? If anything, (you) are the one who turns evil for giving the very clearly evil fox what she wants, and now the world has to deal with an evil fox empowered by a fresh source of mana

You should always resist and try to fight back against monsters
It’s more fun that way

Send help, I have been detained by foxes for “smuggling contraband into Zipangu” but I’ve never even been there. I know they’re planning something else but I can’t understand what they are saying

WARNING TO ALL SINGLE ZIPANGU TRAVELERS:Upon entering Zipangu you will be made to answer an immigration questionnaire. Under no circumstances go there wearing an apron, write "cooking" is "skills I know or wish to learn in Zipangu" or write in "aspirations" "be a good husband/househusband". Never write anything that can be read as "strong" in "ideal girl". If you do, one of those rare aggressive Inari ninja and samurai border security guards, which by the way tend to be flat chested for reason, will simply walk to you, cling to your arm, refuse to elaborate further and arm-to-arm just walk you away with her. No man has been able to leave Zipangu single after that, the courts will not help you and no man ever has been able to break free from the arm cling of those Inaris, making people theorize that it is a very specialized technique.