/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I like the idea of Nurarihyon as a "freeloader with benefits" deal

> go to bed cursing the world that tfw no mg gf
> wake up in the night to the sound of someone moving around downstairs
> grab the trusty 2x4 next to your bed, creep down the stairs
> light in the kitchen's on
> with all the smoke coming out of there you're worried vandals have started a fire, but the tobacco scent suggests you've just got a chain-smoking thief
> ooookay...
> peek into the kitchen
> 12/10 15th-century yakuza chick sat at the table
> half out of her kimono, your eyes get glued straight to tits & tats
> she's just sat there, her smoke-spewing pipe in one hand, chopsticks in the other, demolishing the ramen that you were gonna eat tomorrow
> she spots you and freezes, noodles halfway to her mouth
> "A-ah, pardon me. I thought this house was empty..."
> Wh-
> She tilts her head sideways, looking at you more closely
> "Oh, although... perhaps I'm in luck that it wasn't."
> The smoke from her pipe suddenly comes alive
> A black miasma swirls around your head and-
> ...
> ...
> ...
> wake up in the morning
> in your bed
> didn't something happen last night?
> weren't you...
> feel waifu moving in the bed next to you
> lifts her beautiful face up from under the covers
> "~Yawn~ ... Ohayō...gozaimasu, lover..." she mutters, a sleepy smile on her face. You're the luckiest man alive that it's the face you've woken up to for the last 5 years
> "Hmm... I owe you for those ramen. Maybe you'd like a morning wood handjob?"
> You feel her fingers tracing up the inside of your thigh before you can even answer
> What ramen