/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10198113
>I would like to take this time to insult you in the most offensive, meaningful manner that I could possibly devise in my entire life time. I mean, it's one thing to spend your whole life not contributing anything to society, but you take it to a whole new level. Oh hey guys look at me, I'm so meta and ironic with my mocking of people's jokes! I'd like to see you come up with a better joke asshole. Do you even know what a joke is? I bet you're automatically configured just to spam LOL and xD whenever you see someone make a gesture that is even remotely offputting to your comfort zone. Great job, you browsed 4chan for a while and the meta humor got to you. You let made up standards that have no meaning control your enjoyment of things. I mean, it's not like it takes any effort to do what you're doing. Just go and pick someone that seems vulnerable to your forced elitist attitude and make him or her feel bad. When was the last time you had fun anyways? Probably when you were sucking my cock, shithead. It must be great living the life that you have, with little to no burdens, and in your own little world, you can pretend your above other people because of your own environmentally imposed mind control. Why don't you get a fucking job or something? If you were to write a job application, you think your employer would care that you "Out meta those goddamn /v/irgins and redditors'? Nobody gives a shit faggot. Fuck you.

Also, use this image when spiderman invade /jp/

>>9309631

obligatory

>>8490355
There are some out there.

>>8490094
Man, that was an awesome troll job dude xD 10/10
>>>/b/
I think you're ready to check out B man, it's like the major leagues of trolling. I think you could hit it big there, good luck bro!!!!

Would you watch a show featuring these two throwing around witty one-liners and punishing criminals at the same time?

Because I would.

>>7286867
That reminded me of Planetarian.

>>6994288
Kinda creepy how her expression doesn't change a bit while she's suffocating Kisume.

She'd invite you to a dinner party...IN HELL.

>>5878850
Ich liebe dich! ♥

OUTLANDEEEEEEER

WE HAVE YOUR HERO, OUTLANDER

HOW DO I SHOT DANMAKU, LOL

So, Yamame is a tsuchigumo, basically a spider youkai, right?

So... is she venomous or something? Does she have hollow fangs somewhere? Does she swallow when she eats, or does she just suck out the juices and spit out the rest? Does she have a throat at all, or just a membrane at the back of her mouth? Speaking of mouth and nose, wouldn't she have book lungs as a spider youkai? Also, spinnerets? Does she have proper spinnerets, or does she make the web from somewhere else? From what I know spiders don't urinate, so from the urethra? Or mayble salivating profusely from around the tongue?

Confusion is a cute character's finest defense against GRIMDARK.

/jp/ is friends with /co/.

WHAT

PAPA

Eats the male after mating.

>>2122615

When Anon does his traditional duty as a man and brings home some mammoth meat, we can talk.

Also, spider loli thread.

>>2111261
Depends really.

Why doesn't Yamame get any love?

BFF