/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33156801
What part of "You wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a big tiddied girl your wife!"

Do you prefer warrior horses or cute normal ones?

Consider surrendering to Hoof Pussy Kingdom.

The benefits are enormous.

>>21298093

>Hoof Pussy Kingdom is invaded by humies
>They bring out a standard ace in the hole humie army super unit, Cavalry
>There's audible laughter heard all across the battle lines

Can you even imagine the bullshit a unified MG army could field?

>Humie Cavalry getting shit stomped by Knight / Cavalry Centaurs with Elven Archer riders using cupid ammo
>Humies wheel out the Catapult just to be met with Mousegirl Demon-Claw Catapults throwing weaponized DE
>Elven Balista's with whatever nonsensical multishot bullshit layered with Mothman dust packets
>All the flying units
>Anything mechanical crafted by Gremlins, Dwarves, or Mice like DEflammenwerfers
>Any type of Automaton with it's ancient futuristic shenaniganery

Surrender to the might of Wonderland Centaur.

>Anons always cry about horse pussy
>Horse pussies now officially tryhard at everything in order to attract mates
>Best Halloween outfits incomparable to the common rabble like Succubi

Would it win you over anon?

>>17779158
Anon I didn't feel like making a collage.

>>17685925
>Nothing to be proud about
>Best Healer is Horse Pussy
>Best Mounted Archer is Horse Pussy
>In top 3 for best archer
>Proud hunter / warrior baseline Centaur ideology
>Can wield crazy magics like Dream shenanigans
>Can exist in every habitat
>Horse Pussy profiles genuinely paint them as some of the best girls
>Horse Pussy only true virgin in MGE

They're champs anon, CHAMPS!

>>16760249
Thoroughbreds.

They are generally taller and are slightly less heavy than the overall "average" of horses.

So tallish and average size leaning a little bit in the lean direction.

>>16753843
>White Horns go man hunting
>Me and my jewnuki waifu specialize in tranquilizer rifles, handguns, and specialty ammo
>We even have arrow heads and Cupid derivative bows for the true sportswoman

You'll never be rich like me.

>>16690753
He asked for Wendigos, not for centaur Huns. That said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8

How cool does your MG waifu look?

Or is he just one of those ordinary strumpets?

Oh no, it looks like the Unicorns paid these bandits off to kidnap at least 10 virgin men!

How insidious, with no possible well mannered reasons behind such actions!

Do you prefer MGs who are more plain or ones that have style?

Horse Pussies have lots of style oddly.

>>16464825
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cupid

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Solar_Manipulation

Look at this combo.

Look at it.

This combo is made for one another.

Alpollo is literally the god damn example image with a bow.

If you absolutely positively had to choose a horse because they were the only ones who invaded through the portal, which would you choose?

I'll even provide some thinking music for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

>You will never turn down royal / rich horse pussy
>Then subsequently be hunted down by bounty hunters and forcefully made to accept the love

The Hoof Pussy Kingdom would like to discuss trade agreements!

Do you accept?

It appears as though low level anon has made a terrible mistake and unknowingly pranced his way into the Enchanted Forest located near the Steppes while trying to get stronger.

Anon is now the property of the Horse Pussy Bandit Leader, his adventuring career tragically cut short by his inability to look at a map.

Virgin anons may roll dice for a chance to handed off to a level 45 Unicorn buyer instead.

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

1-3 is a WINNAH, and 4-6 means you stay with the leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVERxEzpvw

>>16095121
>Charging at Harpies on horse back

I don't think you thought this through all the way.

Unless you plan on riding into battle on archer centaurs because you've allied with them.

That would make them super happy after all those years of being neglected by the <Anon Nation>

Hey kid, ya you, want to join a bandit clan?

We've got a few normal openings and some more...unique ones that need filling.

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>>14918304
All of you get what you want. Well done, you caught Horse Pussy Bandit on a Nice Spring Day so nothing bad happens.

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>>14918256
All of you get bopped on the head hard enough to lose consciousness. Luckily because it was a nice day she leaves you a few feet off the path in the forest.

>>14918237
She's altering the deal and taking the pizza off your hands for free. Pray she doesn't alter the deal further...

>>14918233
You're sent back to camp and chastised by the Bandit Leader for wasting Carrot's on Pizza Day.

Punishment rape is prescribed.

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>>14894725
You were all captured with nets by the horse pussy bandits hiding in the bushes waiting to ambush gullible idiots.

You deserve what you get, Horse Pussy Bandit has been rude everyday and suddenly she's nice? Wake up! Obviously a trap! On this day a magical life lesson comes to you!

You are however sold to some nice rich MGs who wanted pets, husbands, sex slaves, or whatever. Some happiness just at the cost of your freedom. Probably worth it maybe possibly.

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You three escape because you're too dickish to get too close to her. Well done.