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What kind of woman does /jp/ like?

Personally, I like fujoshi. Regular women seem vain and self-righteous, while a fujoshi is humble but perverted. I like the idea of having a partner who would like me for being who I am, to the point of obsession. I like the idea of being used as a living sex pillow, cuddled and drooled over at all possible times. Being very shy, like the idea of not having to initiate sex (which has pissed off many a girlfriend, let me tell you), simply being whisked away whenever she felt like it.

TL;DR
I'm a shy, androgynous guy who wants to be used like a doll by a depraved, /jp/in', otakuin' yaoi addict. That is all.

What's yours /jp/?