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>Not having a Mage Horse wife

What's it like, knowing your waifu can't protect you from awful things?

>>23241902
I'm sure Bi-Corns only have Bi-Corn children anon.

It's why easily corrupted men should be barred from Enchanted Forests so their weakness doesn't pollute them, otherwise the Bi-Corn population will boom as Unicorns disappear. It would also protect the Elves, Fairies, ect as a side effect.

>>23200753
>The snek
>Not the Hoss

Shameful.

>>23062270
Okay

>>23026493
Gee anon, I don't know, why would an adventuring party with a strong possibility of getting hurt need a healing team member?

More importantly you'd be living in a world filled with tanks, melee DPS, both varieties of ranged DPS, with a low overall healer count. It's not like a Unicorn is going to be on hand all the time and Sea Bishop is only for water adventures. You're the vanilla Paladin of MGE, you can't tank anything truly dangerous nor can you DPS hard so you're expected to put on your healing pantaloons.

Can you even imagine trying to join a party as a mage then getting OHOHOHOHO declined by the magic user already in that party as they turn you down?

>there are anons who want MG waifus who can't cast magic

butwhythough?

>>22669572
>Do you accept?
Yes, it finally validates the gains I've been making from the gym
>If you have a wife, how do you break the news to her?
I unironically have a bicorn waifu, she would ecstatic to hear about me potentially being the schlicking target of other monsters

>>22553081
Neigh neigh?

>>22466287
Horsepussy.

>>22295654
Nice color job.

>>22268832
Clop?

>>22258179
Get a bicorn.

The best thing about bicorns is that the two-pussy anatomy shared by all MGE centaurs means that you can fuck your bicorn waifu in one pussy while one of the other wives pleasures the other pussy.

>>22100739
No

>>22081110
They must have a bad case of the gay.

>Fucking your bicorn waifu in her frontpussy while one of your haremettes fists her horsepussy

>>22036398
Just waifu a centaur. If they're anything like real horse foals, then they'll skip right past the most annoying parts of infancy.
t.Emissary of the Horsepussy Kingdom.

>>21996477
Imagine a bicorn bringing a tentacle waifu into your harem.

>>21845116
What?

>>21779781

>>21719244
Who, me?

>>21681697
No and no.

>>21652595
Imagine the pleasure a bicorn would feel from having both pussies penetrated at once.

>>21617815
...Everyone?

Who the hell is going to read the Elvish ruin's texts or disarm / circumvent the traps and what not? You? You'll get the whole party killed!

>>21617829
There's worse of course.

Imagine humie "cultist" women infiltrating your party to lure you into traps or ambushes in exchange for power or MGification. Sabbath selling eternal youth, Liches selling Wightdom, Echidna selling random MGification, Dark Elves selling...coin, ect. They've got the full spectrum of Dragonkin, Undead, Demonic,various MGs who'd gladly make trades.

Then you've got the turbo insidious, absolutely diabolic, lads whom NOBODY could possibly guess would betray the party to get that Alpdom. Who the fuck is going to suspect the guy in the party is the potential traitor in MGEland? Fucking nobody that's who.

You'd either have to be The Thing tier paranoid about everyone or go full risk mode and adventure alone. This is why you should only party with horses, they're all good people and have no ulterior motives.