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>>42509961
I was half-hoping for a less popular girl, but it's Cheshire. She's up there for me too, but you know. Anyway,
>Demon momma seems a bit skeptical at first
>You love mom to bits, but she definitely has a bias for other extremist monsters that come from money...
>Your girlfriend doesn't seem the least bit perturbed as your mom gives her THAT look whenever she references something only the terminally online would understand
>She keeps teleporting all over the couch too, show off
>Mom at least softens up a bit as you unconsciously pet your wife-to-be's fluffy ears and tail
>Before Demom can bring up the dowry, your gf brings out a neatly wrapped gift box
>Impressive, she came prepared?
>Your mom opens it, only to get blasted in the face with confetti
>Oof
>Hey, there actually is something inside!
>She finds an IOU and an enrollment into the jelly of the month club
>Oooooffff
>Try to defuse the situation, stumbling over your words
>But your mom breaks out into laughter (Of course, it turns out your gf and her did negotiate a hefty sum later, but you like to think this won her over in spirit.)
>Nevertheless, no son of a demon goes unmarried without some kind of contract.
>You spend about an hour drafting something up
>Before you both sign, your demmom has one final demand
>All your mom asks is that chesh protects your smile

>Hey Anon, wanna get some ice cream after we're done swimming? Or would you prefer we go back to the tent so I can have a little of your cream uWu...

Chesh is too powerful