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Oh no! Rokkenjima's about to blow, and there's only room for one other person on the boat you're planning to escape in! Who are you choosing to save from this dreadful fate?

In the end, Rokkenjima.

>>34049228
I'd buy a private island, and build an extravagent mansion on it. Then, I'd make sure no one goes to the other side of the island, on which I would build another extravagent mansion. I would then use this other mansion to house my various incestuous babies, which I would occasionally push off cliffs for fun. The normal mansion would house all the boring things, like a happy wife and children, but I would not be happy there, for my heart would belong to the other mansion, and the cliff-pushing opportunities it holds.
Eventually, I would become old and feeble living on this island. At that moment, I would set up a murder mystery, leading to the eventual deaths of my wife, children and incestuous babies. This would all be to spite them, for they could never enjoy throwing babies off cliffs, and no such person deserves to live, let alone be on my island after my death.
Just before I perform this plan, I would send out a singular bottle, containing a message that a witch did it. No one would be able to refute this, thus sending millions into agonising terror at the thought magic could exist. Why? Because this is equivalent to tossing a million manchildren off of cliffs, and while this is not as good as incestuous babies, the grand scale of the action would make up for it.
If my family were lucky, they would be able to solve the mystery of my island after our deaths in the afterlife. If not, this would all be in the mind of the one child that was not on the island, who instead would conclude that my children did it, as I was too amazing to ever think of throwing children off cliffs.
In short: yes, I'd do exactly that.