/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46516247
I know, it's perfect.

"Um, Miss Mamizou, right? That's a tanuki leaf in your hair." Yamame tentatively asked, frowning. "...Why are you pretending to be Reimu?" With a big puff of smoke, Reimu's figure was enveloped and replaced by a woman just a little shorter than me. She had a massive hat, green, that looked like a tanuki leaf already, with a large yellow bow on top. She wore a beige shirt - Loose, I realised, which was the whole point of the commission in the first place. It almost looked like a vest, because the sleeves were hidden under two straps that connected to the shirt and covered her shoulders with a sort of spiked frill. A red skirt covered her legs, with swirling patterns on it. Her sandals were massively thick, which was probably why she seemed so tall, and they had bells on the outer sides.

She was definitely a bake-danuki. On her hip swung a large bottle of sake, and on the other side was a large book, presumably full of promissory notes. Her eyes, brown, but fairly soft, were hidden behind a pair of round glasses. And, aside from that, the massive tail that she curled beneath her to sit on top of was something of a giveaway, if the tanuki ears on top of her head weren't already.

"Y'think I want people knowin' that I'm gettin' clothin' like this made, little missy?" She sharply replied to Yamame, her voice in the shouting version of a whisper. "I ain't in the business of showin' off to the world that I gotta buy a shirt that ain't gapin' wide open in the breeze, yanno." She held a hand on her chest to pin the shirt in place as she first hopped up, then leaned down toward Yamame. Given the way I could see the parts of her shirt that she wasn't holding fall victim to gravity, I figured that she was certainly telling the truth about the issues she was having with her current shirt.

"Right, um, I suppose so..." Yamame replied slowly. "Well...I've got your new shirt here..." She extended the final package of the day toward Mamizou, who watched her for a moment, then took it. "But - Er, why were you disguising yourself as all those other people?" Yamame asked, confusion evident on her face. I'd like to know that too, I added.

Mamizou glared at me for a moment. "Don'tcha go thinkin' I've forgotten yer comment, laddie." She said to me. I had to think for a moment to realise what comment she was getting at, since I'd said that Reimu had said it. In that time, she'd turned back to Yamame. "Like I said, lassie, I ain't in the business of advertisin' to the world what I got in this here package." She indicated Yamame's package. "Figured I'd lead you ever here and we'd say no more about it, but then you went and started takin' yer time, so I had to hurry you along before Reimu - The real Reimu, the one stompin' around up there lookin' for the boss lady, cottoned on."

Well...That explained some of it. Didn't really explain why she'd then chosen to pretend to be Reimu of all things, though. "Yer a bit slow, aren't you?" She asked me, adjusting her glasses. "Already got the Shrine Maiden wonderin' 'round the place, so no one would blink an eye if she was back 'ere." I...Supposed so? Just to clear things up, I quickly said that I hadn't actually meant those things, and Reimu had been the one to say them. I felt bad about sort of throwing Reimu to the wolves, but she really had said them, so... "Ah, I knew it weren't you." Mamizou muttered, shaking her head. "You ain't the type. Got a real optimistic look on yer face. Reimu, she's the type to complain and go on a tirade insultin' everyone around." She did do that, I mumbled quietly. "Now, lassie." She turned back to Yamame. "I got yer payment right 'ere." She reached back somewhere and then pulled out an envelope. "Don'tcha go spendin' it all on sweets, y'hear?"

Racoon thread

>>33167194
It is said that, because Tanuki can make their own balls swoll like that, they can also make wallets swollen. This is why they are said to bring luck and fortune.

>>18156215
No, be fucked by it as her oversized balls slap against you.

>>16735331
When you have enough tail, you don't need more than one.

Cute balls.