/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey kid, wanna TZICH?

>getting off work at 11pm
>need to get on the bike soon before any Monstergirls try to rape you
>put on helmet, fire up motorcycle
>About to leave when you see pic related
>Hey! I love this light! I was just over here looking at the streetlight when I heard your bike!
>Oh, uh, hi. Listen, I need to go.
>Hey! I really like this light! Do you have lights at home?
>Yeaaahhhh.
>can I come with you and look at your lights?
>I guess so
>Moth girl gets on the back of the bike and you two start to ride
>Whoa, I've never gone this fast before! Hey, what's that light in front of us?
>that's, uh, that's the headlight of the bike.
>I love these lights!
>right, you said that.
>You take her to your apartment and she marvels at all the lights
>she picks up a flashlight, shining it around the room, her mouth agape at the wonder of artificial light and TZICHing occasionally
>the flashlight goes around the room, and shines it on your cock
>goddamnit, this is what you get for indulging a simpleton
>Fluffy moth rape