/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42729980
I wanna get instant lossed by a

>>42646550
As big and tall as they need to be within reason

>Men are stupid and I don't respect them.
>That's right, I just have sex with one.

>>42566694
Hey, I'm situated near the Pacific on the North American continent!

>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
She has a more cool and stoic appeal to her, or I like to think so. She doesn't have to go all boisterous like an oni or a mino might. She knows I know my place when I'm beside her.
>How would she respond to you being super horny?
I go from 0 to 100 when horny, so it might just be "regular" horny for her and I. On paper, I love the idea of being savaged by more forward species like hellhounds, jungle kots, ushis, amazons. In practice, I'll go puppy mode with the kisses and request things with shameless enthusiasm.
>What would she do to make you super horny?
The classic watermelon and thigh routine. I fucking love delicious brown thighs.

>>42442921
Did you fall for the advertisements about student exchange programs and homestay? That one tricks all the rich foreign students and they end up changing majors to the house husband course they offer

>>42378539
As muscular as anon wants within reason

>>42103663
A restored longsword dated to before the Demon Lord's ascent to the throne. She loves to watch MGC's local version of Forged in the Fire, so she'll gobble it right up.

house husband thread?

I'll show monsters the power of a dex build

>>42045579
>You. Little man. You have 20 minutes to put a steak in front of me. Medium-rare.
I'd do what she says, big women scare me

>>41974735
Trust me anon she'll be too distracted by the cool tricks to notice how erotic it is. Just be sure you throw your shirt off first too so it doesn't snag on the hoop

I'm definitely not thinking about losing to strong monsters

Hello mamano seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest mamano

i want an amazon to twist me into a pretzel

How do I beat the amazon phalanx? They keep beating my city-state state and turning our hoplites into helots.

>"You. Yeah, you. Come over here. I'm gonna use your tongue to wash my abs."

>>40994977
Yes. Especially on topics like sexual consent and gender equality.

I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.

>>40941985
Sometimes I think like that but then I see pics like this

>>40897187
Nothing beats this one

>>40578239
I'll bet you a bottle of the nicest Cachaça I make it out completely fine

Post more muscle ladies.

Yeah, I could easily take at least five amazons

big muscles are better than big mofu
>can kiss and lick muscles without getting hairs in your mouth like with mofu
>muscles don't shed long hairs all over the place
>muscles get sexy when they get wet, mofu goes all soggy and yucky
>sweaty muscles are perfection, sweaty mofu just smells of fujos
>can have allergies to mofu, no such thing as muscle allergies