/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So, I got myself five different smells during Black Friday from Kanojo Toys and I just got to try them out. This isn't that much of an in depth review but just my thoughts on them. The sprays are listed in the order I tried them and the writeup was done after all of them.

>"Test methodology"
I had five different panties at the ready from buying them to go with my SPDX torso.
I sprayed a small drop on each of them from very close by, so the smell might be a bit more concentrated than usual. At this testing phase, I didn't want to make any areas of my house a potential biohazard area.
>Scent of Girl's Room Smell Fetish Spray
It worked as advertised. The smell is that of a room where a girl lives her daily life. Specifically it is reminiscent of recently used hair spray. Gives an almost intrusive feeling of being in a girl's private sanctum. Quite pleasant. 4/5
>Eldest Sister Aroma Spray
Rather than an elder sister, I got the feeling of a downright MILF with perfume for a night out. Very sultry, but also a bit too old for my regular taste. Again, the description hits the mark.
The rating is for my own taste but if you want to get borderline molested by your auntie who had a bit too much to drink what with the divorce and all, I thoroughly recommend this. 4/5
>After Bath Girl Smell Spray Bottle
This is my absolute winner. The smell is refreshing and nice. It doesn't hit your nostrils like a brick and brings to mind girly shampoo. I will try using this with my recently bought daki. Love it, love it, love it. 5/5
>Scent of School Girls Sportswear Gym Uniform Smell
I didn't get any smell of sweat as advertised, but rather smell of peaches. It's like one of those jams you might've eaten as a kid. It is nice, but not what it had advertised, nor does it really give anything girly to mind.
I'm reminded more of grocers than of the female form. 3/5
>Scent of a Young Girl's Sport Jersey Smell Spray
Oh. Oh god. Jesus christ. Something has gone terribly, horribly wrong here. Maybe the smell isn't meant to be smelt in the way I did, maybe the production line was spoiled somehow. All I know that I almost retched from the horrific smell that reminded my of rotten eggs or worse.
When the package described the smell as that of sports jersey, I didn't expect it to belong to Junko Furuta. I had to smell the panties multiple times just to process the horror and to tell myself that I wasn't insane. This one had gotten such good reviews! Am I out of touch? No, it's the otaku who are wrong.
If you think this toxic sludge of a smell is pleasant, you sir are smoking rocks. It isn't even like anything a human body produces, so even you freaks out there with your braps and such will be disappointing. This one was the most expensive one too! Disgusting... 0/5