/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45845072
Step 1: get everyone addicted to your hubbie's cock
Step 2: control access to the sacred rod
Step 3: bend Gensokyo's elite to your will
Step 4: win

I have declared that all endings must be canon, by technicality they are all unique paths that are mutually exclusive, but that's just on the Earth. With the HSE being novelized on the Moon, one must think of what would happen when it gets resolved, or rather lack of resolution. If they're already enraptured with heated debates on how it may end, then it won't end well when there is no real ending, but dozens. There can only be one pure resolution, and everyone will do their best to champion theirs.

After all, this is Yukari's true super sekrit master plan and resolution to her ancient grudge: The destruction of the Moon, all without her lifting a single finger or hint of suspicion. The Lunarians are already ensnared by this farce; the seeds she planted will sprout soon, and on the day of the Solstice time will break in the impure Earth. Everything from then on happens all at once, a hundred truths, each one threatens to tear apart Lunar society at its roots. Instead of one singular ending, there will be many.

The Lunar capital will be a battleground. Blood will be shed. Familial bonds destroyed. There can only be one:
"Clearly the Ran ending is the best, no one else does more for him than she does!"
"Wrong, it is Alice who wins. She never took advantage of him and was only held back by her bad social skills!"
"Hana will win over the gap bitch! She'll free Anon and protect him from all the abusive women after him!"
"Marisa is the real winner, she's the only one who truly gets him and has been with him the most before the HSE!"
"You are all wrong! The answer is Chen!"

Even if Yukari loses in most of the endings, she will still be WINNING.

>>40384365
>he doesn't like gappy
Better watch out when you're sexing your 2hu anon, wouldn't want your dick to be gapped somewhere else.

>>40011270
Dumb fox.

>>22022345
>gomenasai

>>20623944
>forcing
>I don't like it
Yes that's the spirit

>>18908588

>>18673824
That wouldn't have happened if Akyuu were a youkai you know.

>>18475563
nah u gay lol

>>18403760

>>18344208
YOUKAI SCROLL PRANK 2017 (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST KILLED BY REIMU)

>>18260746
>One of her themes
You mean the one thing that she had to ride on Yukari/Junko's coattails for?

>>17982214
FPBP.
Thread started badly but you saved it anon.

>>17917068
Not even Eirin can fix terminal shittaste lol

>>17864885
>be American
>go to church
>get shot

>>17615794
Oops turned out I don't have any more Okina pics. Terribly sorry.

>>17515512
Thanks anon this is great.

>>17095567
"Yeah dude you have like pieces of spinach stuck on your teeth lol"