/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11156314
>god damn
I'm spooked now.
You're pretty handsome, but a heeb weeb dork.

>>10083771
Pls no dude I was just pulling your shlong, take an easy.

>>10036861
I have a better story.
A few weeks ago I was coming home from sonic after buying a REALLY tasty burger and lemon slushy. It kind of annoys me they have to jam fucking lemons in the slushy though. Anyways, as I was driving home I had to slow down because this neighborhood has a bunch of speedbumps. Normally I just stay in 1st or 2nd and rev HELLA high to get rid of my passive aggressive urges. That day I didn't since I was enjoying some alanis morisette on my radio.
Anyways, its like 30 past midnight and as I slow down for a speed bump I look to my right to see what is by a tree there. There was a creepy crazy eyed looking lady petting a cat. She must have been around 24 or 25. I got really scared because our eyes locked, and hers were really bright blue and my heart just sank.
I kept on driving and worked my side view mirrors like James bond with my center console power mirror adjustor, and she was still looking! I hauled out of there and drove around the neighborhood and past where I live, just in case she followed me.

I saw her again 3 days ago, she was throwing out the garbage at 11:40pm as I was leaving the neighborhood, and looked at me again. I think she heard my car and knew it was me. I didn't see her again coming back.

But here is the super scary part. The place she was throwing out the garbage at is way on the other side, by the entrance of the neighborhood. Last night I was throwing out my garbage, and she was walking to throw hers away right where mine is and looking around. I nearly pissed myself and went back inside.