/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like Sayumi so here's my brilliant 'Waifu Plan' after she graduates from MM.

Introduction line: Ano ... Sumemasen ... Anata wa Michishige-san desu ka?
(I put it in Japanese because it makes more since then what it'd be in English)

Once I have her attention, I casually insult her so that she drops her guard. Nothing rude, something like 'ohh you looked better on tv', then make a comment about a physical trait. Maybe that she looks flat or her charm point looks funny. I figure I could get away with it as a foreigner. Since she is so narcissistic, she'll be a little confused as to why I don't think she's beautiful. I'll take this opportunity of bewilderment to kiss her on the lips.

... actually I just made it up all now, I don't know what happens after that, but what ever happens at least I got to kiss her on the lips.