/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Playing vidya
>Go to kitchen to grab a bag of chips and a pop
>End up wandering into a sleeping pharaoh's pyramid
>Pharaoh wakes up
>Apophis slithers in
>Argument ensues
>Neither of them notice you
>Battle starts
>Magic and weapons being used
>Have to dodge the occasional projectile, both physical and magical
>Both apophis and pharaoh go in for their final blow
>They both slam into you on each side
>Both of them boob hat you
>Their anger turns to confusion and curiosity
>"Oh... who's this?!" They say simultaneously in a language you can't understand
>The pause in battle and the heat of your body cranks up their passions and desire
>They look down at you, then up at each other
>"Maybe this fight is silly."
>"Yeah... are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
>"Mmmhmm."
>Still can't understand a word they're saying
>Look up to seem them making out with each for a few moments
>They then look down at you again, pure lust in their eyes
>????
>8 hours later you're passed out in bed with both of them clinging to you
Unbeknownst to you, you saved the land for a devasting civil war

Snek you say?

>>33749206
>pharaoh and apophis have been friends since they were kids
>pharaoh knows that the overwhelming grape lust goes away when an apophis gets married
>decides the best way to prevent future problems is to share

>>29387955
>>29387362
God, I want to please her. I'll be the best face/dick throne!

>>28346889
>Parents take bribe money to decide a life-long commitment for the future of their family
>Spur conflict between their daughter-in-laws to be anyways
I think somebody with parents like this may have bigger issues than being pursued by two monstergirls.
Realistically, the only proper solution is as follows
>Promise to marry whoever gets pregnant first
>Use hentai logic to knock both up at the same time
>Take apophis and pharoah as cowives
>Have many children with both
>Happy end

>>24497603
I wanted to change some shit okay?

>>24307885
The game was rigged from the start

>>21863594
>implying it wouldn't be the other way around

Something's wrong here.

>>21483933
They're too cute for that.

All hail the Pharaoh!

>>20819234
Maybe.

>>20734725
Apophis momster is scarier.

>>20612745
>>20612753
>>20612754

>>20472745

>>20341285
No.

>>20317524

>>20190675

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/VCampan/639348/Embodiment-of-Apophis-Pg3

>>19946092

Something's wrong here.