/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I must tell you something important. You probably won't believe me, just like I couldn't believe it at first. UDK does not exist. This isn't trolling or some shitty copypasta - Uzuki Kousei really does not exist. We made her up. You'll ask: How is it possible? After all, we all watched the Cookie videos and saw photos of her, so why wouldn't she be real? UDK is a mass hallucination, an experiment from the border of science and occultism. Only people who have something in common can see her. What do we have in common? Being autistic loser inmufags? The main catalyst is not fully known. In any case - we are able to accumulate these negative features and display them in the form of various projections. One of such projections is UDK. This is evidenced by the very behavior of UDK. UDK simply existed. She existed as long as there were inmufags. Her life is shaped by the failures and successes of all homos in the world. Did you win a lottery? Great - UDK just ate a delicious brownie. Did you lose your job and are drowning in debt? UDK got rejected from art school. Did you hit your pinky toe on a door? Someone just wrote a niconico comment insulting UDK's voice acting. I could give examples forever. The existence of Uzuki is very limited and almost entirely dependent on us. This is a really bizarre phenomenon that can not be explained on any physical or metaphysical level. Healthy people do not see UDK. More precisely - they only see her partially and don't treat her like a human. She exists in their minds as a blurred being blending into the background. They know that something is there, but it isn't able to reach their consciousness. And when the last homo will die, Uzuki Kousei will disappear from all photographs and no one will remember her.

I will pay you 187 bucks if you find this girl.

I DID IT. Name: Crappy daddy the pervert (August 16 Wednesday 07:14:22)

Yesterday on August 15, the three of us, Me (53 years old), the dirty fetish workman (45 years old) who sent me an E-mail the other day, and the usual old bum (60 years old), enjoyed having group sex under the riverbank in the northern part of Okayama.

Because the next day was a holiday, and it was a quiet place, there was nothing to prevent us from getting high. So we went to a convenience store to buy alcohol and some snacks. After boozing up, we started to suck and fuck each other. While licking our cocks, all of us but Jikatabi took off our clothes, so that Ichijiku could give enemas to each of us (up the ass).

After a while, I felt my anus twitching, and there was shit churning in my stomach in search of exit. Tasting the workman's anus, with my hip on the old bum's head, he suddenly spewed his shit into my mouth. With that start, me and the old man also gushed out. My face was completely covered with shit. Spreading our shit onto our bodies, sucking our shitty dicks, giving enemas with our pee. Ahhhhh...... that really hit the spot!

You know, it felt insanely good to give enemas again after playing around a bit. It felt so good to thrust my cock into the bum's ass, the combination of pee and shit worked very well. The workman was also fucking the old bum. He thrusted his cock into the bum's mouth and shaked his hips skillfully. While scraping-off the old man's shit-covered cock, I ejaculated with all my might. From that, we spread some more shit onto each others' bodies, sucking our shit-covered cocks like mad, and I came twice with macho semen. I want to do it again.

It's true, having group sex while covered by shit is amazing. Why don't you play with me, an old pervert?

AHhhhhh^^~~~ I can't wait to become covered in shit again.

If you are able to contact us in the northern part of Okayama, welcome aboard! Here are our numbers:

Me
011-81-0163-90-53
Old bum
011-81-0165-75-60.

Whoever loves to fuck while being covered by shit, send me an E-mail ASAP.
Don't worry about clothes, let's just give enemas together and fuck each other in shit.

KZN is DUST
UDK is /jp/'s true virtual idol.

I love UDK