/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be briton
>Go to the local shopping center with gf so she can buy lingery for le sexy tiem
>don't feel like going to the knickers store with her
>buy a can of beer and walk around looking at the different stores
>see boks and stuff
>enter, roam a bit and find the manga section
>some guy is reading Flowers of Evil volume 2
>see him take a peek at me and because I kind of approve the mango I smirk at him like we are mates
>leave my beer on the ground and pick Claymore volume 1 to check it out
>some girl comes
>7/10, nerdy and tomboyish. she is a bit muddy so I instantly recognized she is cross-breed
>she picks some homo vampire crap
>I try to not pay her attention
>After a minute she giggles
>loose my shit
>take my beer
>go to her
>lean towards her
>say "Oi, cunt, that's complete rubbish, mate. It's shite! Fock off, fujoshit!"
>stare her right in the eyes while taking a sip of me beer
>slowly turn 360 radians afterwards and start walking away before she breaks into tears
>I am outside the store but still hear her sobbing and some voices (prolly staff)
>gf has just finished with her knickers business
>mfw I banged her hard when we got home
>mfw I didn't even pay for Claymore volume 1
>mfw I owned that bitch at the book store

Have you ever pwnd someone the /jp/ style? Tell your stories here.

any weebs around to translate a caption for me?

>repeat

>>10465621
Do you even?

>>10017209

I think it's this one.
A weeb translated it for me.

>>9834031

>>9744310

>>9728346
はい。朝だよ！

>>9668235

>>9612784

>>9602936

>>9586452

It's surprising that people who browse /jp/ pay so much attention to lifting weights, especially with the nerdy neckbeard stereotype.

>>9257185

>>9194537
>kimasuta
kamishita, it's KI MA SHI TA.

>>9161142

>>9090993
here you go.

>>9085590