/jp/ - Otaku Culture

life hack if a chesh is annoying you with her teleporting.
if you put a ring on a cheshire's paw, she'll stop teleporting and start freaking out

chasuru cut
shi swuppad mi vewals aruond

>>45259316
chembashirt

Gee, it sure is autistic around here.
>Chesh, these offtopic discussions are what all true pranksters strive for!
I just wonder what MGE is up to.

>>44960938
no no you misunderstand. you can keep your daughters.
I just want more kots in the world.
If you don't make more kots, then no sale.

>>44411140
>Ask farmer kot what she did today
>Everytime you see her she's just lazing about, eating your produce etc.
>Says she chased some mice
>Ok sure, and your evidence for that is?
>She says ask farmer chesh
>You ask farmer chesh, she also does nothing all day
>She says she saw farmer werecat do her job, and if you asked farmer nekomata, she'd say the same for both farmer chesh and farmer werecat
>The cycle continues
>You really should stop hiring kots
>Scheming kots
>Always looking out for each other

>>44184540
they demand your attention. no matter how much they pester you, do not give in. a needy kot is a soon to be married kot

>>44097871
Anon, you don't understand. Don't let her cute ears and tail fool you. My friend dates a kot, and do you know she does when she wants his attention? She parks her fat fucking dump truck of an ass on his keyboard, and doesn't move until she gets what she wants.

>>43201009
They would only truly ask that if you are already married, if you're single it's a trap

>>42586424
I'm not gonna sleep at all! I'm gonna deprive myself of any kind of sleep until she gets really worried and breaks character again! Cheshy won't be so smug when her hubby can't stand up without swaying!

Man i love chesires

>>21467498
Wise Cat

>>17476351
You can't stop it.

Cat

>>17410039
A Cheshire I haven't seen yet? Lovely.