/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm surprised that I've only ever seen 1 piece of fanart with a Rata and her nut. I thought there would have been more, them being squirrel girls and all.

>>41789955
>I come to you now with breaking news!
>Just moments ago, the stone doors of the great and mysterious pyramid opened, and a procession of hooded figures begun pouring out from its depths
>Figures of all shapes and sizes, some short, some not short. Some tall, some not tall.
>There are roughly twenty to thirty of them, and they are—
>Oh my...
>Oh my...
>I see.
>Dear citizens of Desertville, I have just be informed by the city council that the pyramid is NOT some elaborate marketing scheme by a multinational conglomerate
>Nor is it the possibly visible and tangible residence of our invisible and intangible Queen that may or may not exist.
>Rather, the great and mysterious pyramid is a direct operation of AMC Theaters under the revived Muvico brand
>You know, the one from Florida that had all those cool themed movie theaters, like Egyptian temples and French opera houses.
>The brand that went defunct in 2017 and was bought out my AMC
>Anyway, the point is, the pyramid is simply a movie theater. Please feel free to—
>Hold on...
>I have just be informed by city council that the new movie theater is for the exclusive use of the mysterious, hooded figures.
>The same hooded figures currently exiting the movie theater after an exclusive screening of...I am being told...Black Adam.
>You know, the new movie with Dwayne Johnson, the former wrestler? That's the one.
>Anyway the hooded figured—who I am being told should be called "Friends of the Sabbath"—are not a threat and will not hurt you.
>Probably.

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>>39923090
Don't worry about it, also
>Lab coat
>Sports jersey
>Daisy dukes

Do Ratas accept nuts as payment for subscriptions?

>>39766873
How boring do you have to be to answer like this?
>>39767230
Can you be more descriptive?
>>39767354
>onaholes
>bondage
>punishment
Hmhmhm... is your wife the fluffy sort, by any chance?

Do Rata magazines have regularly dedicated special nut sections?

>>39586222
Fully Automated
LUXURY
Gay Space
Mofu

>>38610874
>First I get him to eat the chocolate
>When he attacks in a fit of lust, I paralyze him with the Girt venom dagger
>Then come the Manticore spikes
>Then I tease his dick while I fluff his face with my tail
>Hand feed him more chocolate until we finish the entire box
Gonna give Anon a Valentine's Day he'll never forget

>Valentine's Day approaches

Hey, Anon!
>Fluffs you up, then runs away giggling

>>33618796
I'll just be here in the cold with my rata, and sweating during the summer with my rata. WI, not the russian

Ratas love my nuts.

>>31553312
No promises, but I'll see what I can do.
>>31553364
Lots of tongue, or biting the lip?
>>31553390
Hmmm...I see...
I take it you have a thing for tails as well?