/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You will never have a lazy day of doing nothing but lying in a web hammock with your spider-waifu.
>You will never coil with a luscious lamia on a cold winter night.
>You will never be passionately embraced by your loving harpy after she sees that you built her a nest with your own two hands.
>You will never tell a self conscious dragon newt how pretty her scales are.
>You will never go swimming alongside your shark girlfriend.
>You will never get fit with the help of a devoted kobold.
>You will never put a ring on a succubus asking for each others sole loyalty to one another.
>You will never take you centaur lover to Medieval Times for dinner and a show.
>You will never have a quiet day on the farm with just you and your holstaurus wife.
Say /jp/, why were we born into this reality again?