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>be in love with 3 different people
>decide to slaughter entire family

This...this can't be the ENTIRE motive right? I must be missing something, I know I am. I get that Yasu was confused and uncertain about what to do, so she let "fate" decide. She made a murder game to simulate fate and let her bet her life on the roulette.

What I don't get is WHY. How the hell will this help her resolve her problems?!

And what's Battler coming home have to do with it? I mean, apparently if he came later or earlier none of this would have happened.

As a special bonus wtf question is Kanon. Apparently he "exists" in the real world too and not just in Beato's writings/murder plans.

GREAT STORY BRO 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN

>>6689985
>>6690074

still butthurt jessitrice-fags?

># The cousins' room is guaranteed to be a perfect closed room until the end.

># It is true that the next room over was sealed, but at the time of the logic error, only the doors were checked to see whether the seals were preserved.

># At the time the next room over was sealed, Hideyoshi, George, Kumasawa, Shannon, and Nanjo were in it. And, the number of people in the next room over was five. No one existed there except for those to whom those five names referred! All people can only use their own names!!

># At the time Battler was rescued, only Kanon entered the guest room.

># Three people--in other words, three bodies--went in or out. Only you and Kanon entered, and only Battler left

># I am the visitor, the 18th human on Rokkenjima!!

># There are 17 people
You should be able to solve this.

>this thread

Retarded Umineko theories thread. Lets hear the dumbest shit you've ever come across.

Pic related.

Wait, wait a minute here. So Shkanontrice sacrifices everyone even though they trust in her and show themselves willing to risk their lives to save her? All so she will be able to achieve her dream AND become a god like being?

.......Damn it, GRIFFITH!

>>5731618
>monster Shkannontrice

>>5715710
Indeed. Gohda just wanted to cook and be all classy, and Jessica just wanted to hit on Kanon and get the fuck outta dodge.

And yet, because of a psychotic maid's crush....

>>5692328
too late

>>5588991
Thanks.

>>5379819
It's not so much "in the dark" so much as "Shkanontrice, while most likely true, is pretentious and stupid as fuck, so we'd rather talk about stuff we like rather than stuff we don't."

>>5113454
At least in Kingdom Hearts it kinda makes sense sorta.

Really? This is the best you people can come up with?

Fucking pathetic.

Kanon isn't real. Shannon is completely and utterly insane

you know it to be true

Umineko is deep.

WAIT, WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING THE MAIN CHARACTER.... MADE A PROMISE TO A MAID.... THAT HE FORGOT..WHICH HELPED TO CAUS HER TO BECOME CRAZY... AND IF HE REMEMBERED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED HORRIBLE DEATHS?

Kohaku invented the batshit insane meido archtype.

>>4417877
Yes, yes, we know, you with your cunning machiavellian plan to impose upon us a theory you thought up all by yourself on Umineko, which by the way you don't like and you've only actually read three episodes of. You sly dog, you.

To which I say, are you fucking serious?


Looking at it logically here, for you to be correct about your assertions, it would have to mean the following three things.

One, that you spent all your time pushing Shkanontrice, and I do mean ALL YOUR TIME, because you insist that you alone pushed it.

Two, that NO ONE ELSE here can speak or understand Japanese, because this theory hit Japan almost as soon as the episode came out.

And three, that you drew this picture, because this picture too was drawn hours after episode 6 came out, and it's in english, as you can see.

All this effort, to cause people slight discomfort on the internet? I don't buy it for a second.

>>4287838
Well, this is your alternative.

>>4278676
THIS IS WHAT SHKANONTRICEFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

From brain parasites to I DID your maido.
God damnit R07.

>>4164877
Well, I'd take Moon-chantrice over Kanonshannonganonlannonmammontrice anyday.

>>4111035
Troll all you want, you don't like it because it's too DEEP for you.