/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42788558
The harshest punishment for pun-makers is a wife that just doesn't get any of them. At all.

>>38202959
>putting the cart before the horse, aren't ya?

>>33223729
No!

>>29592075
>be the 20 year old Emperor of MGE's equivelent of the Byzantine Empire
>be single
>be in Dragonia in a diplomatic mission to negociate a non aggression pact with Queen Deonora because since Lescatie went to shit having stable borders is now a priority
>going there myself because It shows I am no pussy ruler
>be travelling in the capital with a few powerfull paladins for protection just in case
>arrive at the palace
>meet Deonora
>she gives me some wierd looks but I can't figure out why
>negociation takes place during a dinner at the palace
>start drinking wine and eating
>start to feel dizy
>start to feel hot
>probablyjuststrongwine.png
>if it was poison to kill half of the monsters atending would die since we were all served the same wine
>one of the paladins falls unconcious
>weakfaggot.jpg
>continue drinking as if it was nothing to assert dominance over the paladins
>start to feel really sleepy
>queen Deonora gets up from her chair and comes near
>she asks if everything is alright
>the dizy sensacion is gone
>Deonora has a smile from ear to ear
>say that maybe I drinked too much
>she asks if I need a place to sleep
>sure.jpg
>she acompanies me a bedroom
>lay down
>she lays down next me with the same smile
>she starts to undress me
>tell her to stop, I am the blood of the ancient Emperors who once ruled the largest empire ever known in the ages long gone, I cannot polute my bloodline with a monster, and that I have executed nobles for less
>she giggles
>she undresses
>she lays down on me
>feel her breats
>softestsensacionever.jpeg
>completely surrender to her

>>29175200
Based on what?

>>24433335
>Did I ever tell you kids about the 60's?

Yandere wurm just wants to keep you safe!

>>22768333
Wurm

>>22474387
Wurms are always right, you just need to find the correct frame of reference.

>>21116658
Congrats then, you took their bait hook line and sinker.

>>19859456
Good girls, even if a bit thick.

>>19552284
It's easy if they're mere'd. Otherwise good goddamn luck, you'll need it.
On that note, Wurms probably give you something like Muscle Milk.

>>19092896
At least they knock.

>>18760001
Because you are making the dumb choice.
But that's okay, MGs like dummies too.