/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Go into a school, I'm looking at an insanely long gif image made by momo. It had Pharaoh Atem saying that he's going to travel back in time. I saw many lines of text describing this, the text shifting positions and warping into different words that meant the same things. The bottom of the image turned into rainbow vomit. I scrolled up to try and remember the words, but it was all rainbow grunge now.
Blonde guy from school, Jessie, comes in. He talked with someone about VR electrodes causing astral parasites in your aura, and they were wondering if people would find out about this. I started talking about whether the average new age mom would know, saying something like "When I first got into occult stuff, basically what I would do is look up anything then append "spirituality" afterwards, whether or not the people will find out about this depends on if it's mentioned in the results." Jessies is rolling his eyes and sighing at how long I take to get it out, after I'm done he says to someone "He thinks he's smart" I slapped him so hard he got launched over a line of desks. A teacher comes over asking what's that about, I said "He has terrible teeth" he gets back up and says "True." They were partially green and black. I go over to the other side of the room where I see another Jessie sitting with a group of others, he's got thick black rim glasses on and a scraggly little hobo beard, so I say "Huh? There's two Jessies? And one of them looks like a blonde British Hideaki Anno!" All of them start losing their shit, I fall back on the ground slamming my fists and feet on the floor laughing, stop and check, they're still laughing, so I kept doing it.

I was told I should go up to the top floor of the tallest building in Melbourne and scatter a bunch of papers with a wish written on them. I thought about how I'm afraid of heights, seeing the building sway slightly in the wind.

I was in a mall, climbing up a rather steep smooth surface towards the top floor where Yuyuko was. I had an advantage, where my hands were like suction cups. A group of people, Jessie among them, charges on past me, one of them saying "Yuyuko is mine." which unsettled me a bit as I took a rest. Getting to the top, I see them swarming around her and felt sorry for her, but heard her voice in my head say "Don't worry, I love the narcissistic serving" that is, she loves acting narcissistic while they serve her.

In a mall, I heard a woman talking about her ex-husband. They were married for a long time, but his smoking habit became irritating, when she finally brought it up she was ignored, then there was "'Smoking, lewd, lewd, smoking', and it was the brokenest of broken hearts." I left the mall, leaving through the Water Reserve tower towards Pontiff, as I thought "I want Yukari to teach me what true love really is."

Walking around Frankston, I saw horror-esque graffiti of Maribel, or maybe Yukari.

In a bath full of black grime outside my neighbour's house, Merry was there with me.
Walking around my unit, I hear my brother's talking shit about how they're going to ruin my life. I said "I already ruined my own life" which got an "Oh" and thought about showing them Naster's video. A girl appeared encouraging me, saying it's not over, relating an experience as a kid. She saw her parents doing it in the lounge, her mother wearing denim jeans, with a denim skirt on top, her ass looking huge, me and my brothers were like "...What?"

My Yukari fumo had turned into a golden orb weaver spider, although gray.

I logged onto PSN, I had an account called Soeltaar, but it was blanked out, I had to select a new account, that had a fucking prinny for its avatar.


Saw youtube videos of the best Dark Souls 3 player, Speed, wearing Lapp's armour and killing people with a Claymore, or maybe Splitleaf. Someone was watching his videos to git gud by emulating him, I insulted them, saying they should just let him program their brain for them.

Walking along a track with Yukari in front of me. Behind me, a big tall black guy instructed another guy to come over and harass me. Toward the end of the track, I was talking with someone, saying I'd done a lot of DXM, including drinking two 600mg bottles back to back. For some reason he acted like this was near-lethal dose, saying I was lucky to be alive, God must have given me a second chance.

I was asked which Touhous I like. I see Seiga and Yuyuko with other Touhous, a voice says "He likes the blue ones." There was a cardboard cutout of Yukari leaning on Yuyuko.

This one comments on how Maribel will turn into Yukari in the future, I guess

Here is how it goes.
Mary is actually the daughter of Yog-Sothoth. She even has the blond hair and gold eyes like that one guy from Demonbane.