/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11471669
lewd is best

>>9528864
I'm curious about what you did to deserve a permaban.

>>7860443
With a Touhou on the bed? Now, that would be a cozy situation: you and your Touhou would sit on the bed with the laptop in front of you and you would think of insults for OP together, joking and laughing, then after a while, you'd both get aroused by the moment, throw the laptop aside and start taking off each other's clothes. The rest is lewd details.

From 14 to 19, in order to prepare a welcome when he returns, this thread must live.

Hey, you two. Play BANJO FINGER POWERHOUSE, then share your thoughts on the creative process that went into making it (e.g. why banjo?) and how it makes you feel.

I would warm her cold body up.

But district attorney, she's over 500 years old and is a mature lady!

>>6108173
Remilia isn't hurt by sun, it just weakens her.

The headache clears as you steel yourself for the task ahead. Nothing can stop you! Apart from perhaps the sight in front of your eyes right now. She's getting up off the bed. Oh god her nightshirt only reaches the top of her thighs.
Despite being so very sure of your vampire-hunting heritage, you find yourself unable to move as Remilia crawls across the bed towards you. Remilia? That's right! Remilia! You remember now, The Vampire Countess you were sent to hunt ... but where is Dracula? Trying to ignore your raging erection and the sight of Remilia's hand reaching out towards your chest, you jump back.
"C-could this, perhaps, be the i-infamous castle of Dracula?" You stammer out. You feel a bit better after that, Foul creature of the night should listen to you. No wait it was a Mansion, shit.
Remilia sits back and puts a hand up to her mouth in mild shock. "Oh! Thankyou! You do know how to flatter, don't you?"
"What?"
"No, it's not Dracula's castle. I'm one of his descendants though. Not surprised you noticed, it's hard to hide."
Foul thing seems full of itself! "You ... you ... you ... er ..." The words seem to be missing somehow.
"Yes?" Remilia waits with a grin, leaning forward on the bed.

>>5724280

>>5220854
That was a Touhou poll, right? Sorry I didn't clarify, the one I heard about was a game theme one, like, favourite themes of all time, top 100 or something. Septette was like in the top 20 too.

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DSM-V (the upcoming latest edition of a famous psychological diagnosis tool used by thousands of trained psychiatrists) will be removing pedophilia from the list of mental illnesses and simply classifying it as a paraphilia. This means that attraction to young children (which is the definition of pedophilia) will on its own not be considered harmful or mentally sick as long as it doesn't harm anybody else. This will be a huge stepping stone for the rights of passive pedophiles and lolicon.

Victory once again.

maybe...

maybe...

>>4533724
eeeeeeeee

I agree. There is nothing quite as perfect as Remilia

Delicious Remilia.

I meet her jovial expression with a sleep-deprived glare, before throwing up my arms, as is routine for my mornings. Sakuya would always get me out of my cute little nightshirt, which I wore mostly for my own pleasure than any other reason - sometimes I just wish a handsome young vampire hunter would spontaneously appear in my bedroom in the middle of the night, in a puff of magic. Where was I? Oh, right; the first part of my morning ritual was for Sakuya to help me get dressed. It simply isn't proper for a lady of noble blood to dress herself, surely you understand; besides, it's far too much of a complex process with some articles of clothing, depending on my mood for the day.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Hurry up already, I'm getting cold." Nodding obediently, and still wearing that warm smile, she slides the nightshirt over my head, taking her sweet time with it; I shake my head in mild frustration once she successfully removes it, leaving me wearing nothing but my undergarments.
"Does the window absolutely -have- to be open while I'm practically naked? Honestly... Sometimes you're such an airhead, not thinking things through at all, you-..."
Suddenly, Sakuya leans awfully close, resting her weight on her arms, on the bed and to my sides.
"Wait, what are you-..."

And then, she kisses me. On the lips. It takes me a good few seconds to recover from the initial shock and pull away from her, leaving her staring at me with that obscene smile of hers, those blue eyes suddenly feeling as if they're defiling my body.

hijack

in b4 comrade general

>>3259193

>>3052395
Yeah, it tends to make good stories go to shit, especially when a samefag is spamming one choice

An example would be the second chapter of Distilled Encounters from Festive Times in /shrine/. The choice is being spammed by a shitty write-in fag even after the author said no because it was over the top.