/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>finally visit one of those maid cafes that everyone talks about (you're lonely, nothing to be ashamed of)
>and maybe that will stop the Eros newletters you keep finding in your mailbox
>bunch of kots in cute uniforms
>try not stare
>food's good though
>one of them brings the bill to your table
>you notice her large, wonderfully fluffy ears
>you want to touch
>you must not touch (don't want to be that guy)
>she looks at you
>you look at her
>without breaking eye contact she sits in your lap and leans in real close
>gives you the look
>nervous sweating
Head-pats are non-negotiable