/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey /jp/ I figure this is the best place to ask for advice regarding this topic. Anyway I decided that it is time for me to get an asian girlfriend since I haven't had one before but I really think they are sugoi. I've narrowed my top picks down to either Japanese or Korean since they tend to be the most beautiful, refined, and intelligent. Also Chinese wouldn't be out of the question if they are the lighter skin toned prettier ones. Finally I will probably pass on any of the southern asians such as thai, viet, and the rest since they tend to be below or average in intelligence, looks, and class.

Anyway what are some techniques I could use to get a beautiful girl to be my girlfriend? I'm in pretty good shape but a bit short (5'9") so I'd be looking for a chibi sized girl if possible.

Pic related: this would be my 100% ideal