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Fourth War
Loli Rin and Sakura summon 5th Archer.

How long will it take them to win via HNNNNNNNNG?

What's it like to hold the Tohsaka daughters in your arms?

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>>2376472
Jesus, don't ruin this. I mean, we get daddy Gar and Sakura doesn't become worm slut. It's like a perfect reality.

It was around 2:30 when my wife got home. "Archer, come help me with these bags!" she yelled. I obliged since she'd just bitch me out if I didn't. After everything was inside she dropped the disappointment bomb. "Archer, I want you to set up this stuff. You'll be running Sakura's birthday today." "But Rin!" I whined. "No buts," she said "I'm going to go take a nap." She was pretty lazy, even for a pregnant woman. I got in the van and drove up to the school. Sakura was standing outside with a group of 5 of her friends. All the little shits climbed into the van. They were all giggling and making immature noises. "Hey aren't you Sakura's gay dad?" one laughed. All the kids giggled. "Haha, yeah fuck you kid" I snapped. "AACHAA!" Sakura shouted. I just rolled my eyes and continued driving. One girl began singing some shitty pop song. It began to make me unbearably angry. I swerved the van violently. The kids started screaming. One boy jolted forward and slammed his head into the seat. "SHIROU HIT HIS HEAD!" one girl cried out "AACHAA, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US YOU JERK!" Sakura screamed. I don't know what came over me.

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