/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19937828
>Sexy STDs
>When you get erections that are so massive and ponderous just dropping your pants makes it do an audible thump onto the floor
>Only curable by copious amounts of sex
>Spontaneous Lactation Syndrome
>'The Rot', where your body refuses to respond, leaving you on your back in the dirt with only your erection raised like a flagpole standing up
>Beelzebub's Kiss; Aphrodisiac secreting hives popping up all over your body that drives you mad with lust every time you scratch at yourself until you end up inevitably taking a monster right then and there

>>18008402
I could've told you that one. Khorne may make you so fucking angry that your blood ignites when exposed to oxygen, but valor pleases him.

He's literally based on Crom. The most based God of any fiction.

Would you?

>>16655791
But what if Skub -is- Papa Nurgle's blessing?

>>16634405
Alot of the times it's headcanonned that Nurglettes takes after Isha more than Dad.

>>16634377
>>16634405
Anons stop, I don't want to out myself was a degenerate fa/tg/uy again.

>>16527275
Even the Nurglettes? Mother Isha ensures they're at least somewhat fuckable.

>>16479563
>Not liking Chaos girls

You know, ya'll may hate me but I'm thankful that this place is truly the least shitty monstergirl community. Good job friends and may you find a fluffy dragon in a painting.

>>15869196
>>15869202
Okay, since you asked. A while ago somebody made a specific request on /tg/ before the smut threads got kicked off and moved to /d/ to become "Erotic Fiction Thread" over the "Smut General".

For taste, the rest is going to be behind the black spoiler bar.

This fucker goes into the thread with a woody for very specific things like the "Treeman" and other things like cyst removal and botfly removal/maggot therapy.

He wanted a story of an Imperial Cleric from Warhammer performing said things on a former Nurgle-ite cultist. In gratuitous detail. We're talking Cronenberg/1980s tier graphic hyperbole detail. In his words it'd be "very stressful for both of them, but also sweet and intimate"

It's basically as >>15869199 said.

>>15819833
?

>>15788264
>Not fetishizing a plump, fertile oneesan who loves you with all her heart
>Who in the process of making your cock smell worse than the rotting fruit stench of a ripened corpse in the sun begins to get addicted to the taste of your manhood
>Who wants you to fuck her THICC pussy full of kids and somesuch
Papa Nurgle would be disappointed in you.

Maaan, these shrooms are the shit, maaan!

>>14936389
>>14936413
Khorne or Nurgle. Slaanesh is a hedonistic faggot that masturbates with either a Chainsword, or is too busy incubating eating off a fuck-ton of Elves. Tzeentch is a Light Yagami wannabe faggot and The Horned Rat is only a Chaos God because Nyanon threw enough shekels at Games Workshop to make his favorite deity relevant

>TFW instead of horrifying body horror diseases
>The Creeping Rod
>Lustful Fever
>Rigor Erectus
>Scabrous Scrotus

>>14180145
>Cait Sith
I'm morbidly interested.

>>14180126
Open your heart, Anon.

I like to think that there are other deity level demons out there who only play by Lilith's rules because they don't want to start an inter-dimensional clusterfuck.

I mean, it's not exactly not a secret KC is shit at world building on the whole.

>>14133520
I would a Nurglette though.

>>14128220
>>14128223
The best part?

Nurglettes are monoeyes