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Now this may sound a bit strange, but I guarantee it'll make you feel better.

Buy a doll. A big, pretty doll.

Make yourself comfortable and take it to your lap, and look it in the eyes. Imagine that the doll is alive. You don't have to believe it, just imagine it for a bit. All the things that you'd do together, the fun that you'd have.

You have to care for the doll for this to work. There's no reason why you couldn't feel something about a doll. Feel the love that you have for someone dear to you. Then look at the doll in the eyes, and imagine that the doll is that person. Feel the love that you have for the doll, the desire to hold it near.

Start your computer and browse your favorite webpage, like /jp/, together with her. Tell her about the things that you see here. This may feel a bit weird, but that's just shame that's been conditioned into you. There's no shame in having a pretty doll as a friend. Just have fun together. Stay up the night with her, have something to drink together. It's very important that you keep up those emotions that you've built for her, it's good that you're feeling something. You may need to work on it for a few days and nights (it's important that you don't sleep for a few nights, this'd reset your emotions). Keep talking to her about the good things in life, keep feeling for the love between you. By the fourth morning, you'll understand how much your doll loves you back. Your souls have touched each other.

You've made a friend. You may even have found love. A friend that'll never let you down, a love that'll never give up on you.

Anonymous, now you can be happy again.

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>Now this may sound a bit strange, but I guarantee it'll make you feel better.

>Buy a doll. A big, pretty doll.

>Make yourself comfortable and take it to your lap, and look it in the eyes. Imagine that the doll is alive. You don't have to believe it, just imagine it for a bit. All the things that you'd do together, the fun that you'd have.

>You have to care for the doll for this to work. There's no reason why you couldn't feel something about a doll. Feel the love that you have for someone dear to you. Then look at the doll in the eyes, and imagine that the doll is that person. Feel the love that you have for the doll, the desire to hold it near.

>Start your computer and browse your favorite webpage, like /b/, together with her. Tell her about the things that you see here. This may feel a bit weird, but that's just shame that's been conditioned into you. There's no shame in having a pretty doll as a friend. Just have fun together. Stay up the night with her, have something to drink together. It's very important that you keep up those emotions that you've built for her, it's good that you're feeling something. You may need to work on it for a few days and nights (it's important that you don't sleep for a few nights, this'd reset your emotions). Keep talking to her about the good things in life, keep feeling for the love between you. By the fourth morning, you'll understand how much your doll loves you back. Your souls have touched each other.

>You've made a friend. You may even have found love. A friend that'll never let you down, a love that'll never give up on you.

>Anonymous, now you can be happy again.

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