/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>really wanna jack off
>can't stop thinking about that hip i bought last year
>porn isn't working anymore
>want to use the hip
>but it takes too long to clean
>put on the vr headset and whip out a fleshlight
>it's working, but the hip...
>could easily ejaculate but the hip is so much better
>don't do anything
I'm ruined. Death hip syndrome strikes again. I'm only lucky that all the dolls I want to buy with fat asses are outside my price range and that I'm a skeleton